The shit story-:



One day, Ahmad & Ah Seng were walking down the street when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ahmad.

"Wat is that huh?"

"Yah hor! Be careful hor," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" said Ahmad.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" said Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ahmad then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."