Friday, May 21, 2004

I love McDonalds
I love Burger King
I love burgers, french fries
And onion rings

I love Taco Bell
I love KFC
When I want spring chicken
I go to Do and Mi

I love Swenson
I love BreadTalk
I love Kopi Tiam
And I love void deck Coffee Shop

I love fried chicken
And not to mention chicken rice
I love anything that had chicken in the menu
All this I can’t deny

I’m a fast food junkie!
I need a fast food fill of grease
But for the life of me
I can’t understand why I’m still skinny?
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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Once a racer, always a racer!
Below is the proof.

- Stupid!
- Asshole?
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Tuesday, May 04, 2004

The most WANTED professional brutal killer in the world!
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To be a professional killer, for a start, you've got to withstand blood. If u can't get a real blood, get a fake one. Below is the recipe for making fake blood-:

- 16 oz. White corn syrup (alternatively just mix sugar and water and reduce on the stove until it becomes syrupy)
- 1 oz. red food coloring
- 1 oz. washing detergent
- 1 oz. water

Add a drop of blue food colouring to create a more realistic colour. Remove the washing up liquid if you want to make edible blood. Adding condensed milk makes it less transparent and more like real blood.

WARNING!!! It is not nice to scare your mother with this.
Enjoy your blood sucking activities! muahahhahahah.....
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Sunday, May 02, 2004

Observant effects of unnatural incidents that I encountered today. Take a closer look with your magnifying glass through the magic ball:

Woman smoking in a van
Windows up
Poor kids

Mother yelling at her child
Slaps his face
Bows her head in shame

Old, rugged beggar
Sitting, huddled on the street corner
Hands cupped, extended in front of him

These are real people
This is the real world
Take a closer look, shitheads!
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Saturday, May 01, 2004

Labour day is a day for workers to slack the whole day with family and friends. For expected mothers, its a day for them to be in labour...ooops.hahah. I'm going to slack, chill, relax, put my legs on the table and shake my legs the whole day.

Have a nice Happy Labour Day with family and friends!
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