Wednesday, December 31, 2003

No wonder I dreamt of Superman!

Quiz Me
Muhammad Faizal bin Hashim was
a Smart Super Hero
in a past life.

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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

I'm so happy and glad to work on New Year's Eve. WoW! Got to keep my eyes alert at all times! Haha.... Labrador Park+World Trade+Sentosa=crowd+chicks+bikinis+romance+party +hanky-panky stuff! fuyoooooooo.....Its only once in a lifetime. So a warning to you guys. We are watching YOU! hahah.......

Lets open the new chapter of the year book 2004! I wish u all HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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I am sick with the old layout! Waaaaaaaalla! Here it is. What! Did my eyes played tricks on me?
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Monday, December 29, 2003

Message to smokers from my email-:

MOST smokers sincerely want to quit. They know cigarettes threaten their health, set a bad example for their children, annoy their acquaintances and cost an inordinate amount of money.

Nobody can force a smoker to quit. It's something each person has to decide for himself, and will require a personal commitment by the smoker. What kind of smoker are you? What do you get out of smoking? What does it do for you? It is important to identify what you use smoking for and what kind of satisfaction you feel that you are getting from smoking.

Many smokers use the cigarette as a kind of crutch in moments of stress or discomfort, and on occasion it may work; the cigarette is sometimes used as a tranquilizer. But the heavy smoker, the person who tries to handle severe personal problems by smoking heavily all day long, is apt to discover that cigarettes do not help him deal with his problems effectively.

When it comes to quitting, this kind of smoker may find it easy to stop when everything is going well, but may be tempted to start again in a time of crisis. Physical exertion, eating, drinking, or social activity in moderation may serve as useful substitutes for cigarettes, even in times of tension. The choice of a substitute depends on what will achieve the same effects without having any appreciable risk.

Once a smoker understands his own smoking behavior, he will be able to cope more successfully and select the best quitting approaches for himself and the type of life-style he leads.

Because smoking is a form of addiction, 80 percent of smoker who quit usually experience some withdrawal symptoms. These may include headache, light-headedness, nausea, diarrhea, and chest pains. Psychological symptoms, such as anxiety, short-term depression, and inability to concentrate, may also appear. The main psychological symptom is increased irritability. People become so irritable, in fact, that they say they feel "like killing somebody." Yet there is no evidence that quitting smoking leads to physical violence.

Some people seem to lose all their energy and drive, wanting only to sleep. Others react in exactly the opposite way, becoming so over energized they can't find enough activity to burn off their excess energy. For instance, one woman said she cleaned out all her closets completely and was ready to go next door to start on her neighbor's. Both these extremes, however, eventually level off. The symptoms may be intense for two or three days, but within 10 to 14 days after quitting, most subside. The truth is that after people quit smoking, they have more energy, they generally will need less sleep, and feel better about themselves.

Quitting smoking not only extends the ex-smoker's life, but adds new happiness and meaning to one's current life. Most smokers state that immediately after they quit smoking, they start noticing dramatic differences in their overall health and vitality.

Quitting is beneficial at any age, no matter how long a person has been smoking. The mortality ratio of ex-smoker decreases after quitting. If the patient quits before a serious disease has developed, his body may eventually be able to restore itself almost completely.

The bottomline is "I am quitting from smoking" cos jai said so!
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Sunday, December 28, 2003

Our own troubles sometimes weigh heavily upon us. If we let them, our troubles can drag us down to the extent that we are anything but cheerful.

Everyone faces troubles or challenges at some point in their lives. If you compared your troubles, or challenges, with those of others, you would surely find that there are those whose troubles make yours look like minor inconveniences.

I had come across a person who felt sorry for himself because he had no shoes, but then again, I met the man who had no feet.

By cheering up someone else, you actually minimize and lighten some of your own burdens. You'll feel a lot better when you share your happiness with someone else.

So the moral of the story is "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up".

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Friday, December 26, 2003

Right now, I've come to realize that I had reached the stage where I will see my friend one by one becoming elses husband or wife. On this coming 28th of December, one of my teammate who is one year older than me will be getting married. And another on the 4th of January 2004, my friend whom I had known her for about 4 years since polydays also getting married!

Urgh...I had headache! My head feels like going to crack into 2 coconut shells after attempting the online SAT test. I dunno that it was this difficult! Damn.....
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This is a story about four people named, Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody. There was one important job to be done.

Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
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Thursday, December 25, 2003

The shit story-:



One day, Ahmad & Ah Seng were walking down the street when they saw something in their path.

"Wait!" cried Ahmad.

"Wat is that huh?"

"Yah hor! Be careful hor," warned Ah Seng.

"Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" said Ahmad.

"Hmmm..smell like shit also!" said Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe.

Ahmad then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes like shit!"

Ah Seng pushed his finger right through the thing and stick out his tongue to lick. With confident, he said, "Confirm is shit!"

Then they smiled at each other, "Wah! lucky we didn't step on it."
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Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Tale from a seaman-:

Ah Beng, Mat and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates.

The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!" The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus!"

Mat quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.

Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Mat, he was thrown into the sea.

Finally it came to Ah Beng's turn. He stared at the pirates and sneered. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!"

The pirates, showing no mercy, injected Ah Beng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.

In the water, both Mat and Muthu praised Ah Beng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, Ah Beng answered, "AIDS I not scared lah, what... I got condom!!!"
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Monday, December 22, 2003

Today, I accompanied my friend to the polyclinic. There are so many people from different breed of life and different kind of sickness at the polyclinic. One thing for sure that caught my drooling eyes was that there is this little old man wandering around alone in the crowded place. Not only that he was old, he was hunchback and nobody accompanied him there. He was all alone. My eyes kept following him everywhere he goes and seem can't take him of my sight. Waiting for a chance to get into action to aid him whenever he needed it. Lucky for him there is a nurse that guide him all the way till he sees the doctor.

Flashing back at what I saw at the polyclinic, I come to think that nobody is perfect in this world. Even I myself is not perfect. What happened to the kids of that old man? Was he abandoned by his kids? I hope that I won't do terrible things to my parents and abandon them. astaghfirwahalazim...... I am thankful and grateful to them for what they had given me in bringing me up irregardless of hardshipness and also the education and the religious that they had given me. In return, I will take care of them......

Returning back to the polyclinic incident, I was getting very pissed of with the situation. Every pit stop at every counter, I had to wait at least nearly one hour for the number to be called up. Total there are 4 pit stop. From the registration counter right till at the counter to collect the medicine. I had been there waiting since 9am till 1 pm. What a day!
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Sunday, December 21, 2003

I've added tons of beautiful snapshot sceneries all extracted out from my handy nokia 7250. Check it out while stocks last! Now feeling good and fresh after taking break.
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Saturday, December 20, 2003

Hellooooooooo......I'm baccccccccck! Now feeling fresh with a new damn look after taking a break! Finally I had completed another new layout design for my site because I am sick of the old layout. Haha.....I called it "Pixelated Dysfunctional". Check it out! No more www.krank8k.vze.com. Its now www.jai.wronger.com. Take note of that! Now everything on this site are all about me, myself, my world and my bloody damn fuck tub life! yeahoooooo......
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

I'm going for a short or maybe a long break from all this shit! Goodbye......
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Today, nobody is at home. I'm alone with no food to eat! Going to starve the whole day! Got to werx later but yet no food to eat to fill my hunger stomach! Damn......Got to find food! here foody foody foody foody.....
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Monday, December 15, 2003

What is the difference between wearing a tinted visor helmet and sunglasses when riding?

I was stopped by TP because of using tinted visor for my helmet. Because of that, I fight back telling him why he is wearing sunglasses when riding. Isn't it the same? Instead of getting a warning, I've got a ticket worth of $50 just for that. I took the ticket, crumple it and put it inside my IU unit. Hahahahah...... Fuck the law! I hate POLICE!

I am glad that I've got back my cellphone line back! Thanks to the friendly operator who had helped me in solving this probs. It save my time for going up and down the bloody starhub center.
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Sunday, December 14, 2003

I was bored so I decided to fill out this survey. Feel free to steal it, fill it out, and post it on your blog. Leave me a note so I can read yours. muahahahahah..

**********YOU**********
1. Nicknames? acai, t0ng, def
2. B-day? March 22nd, 1979
3. Age? 24
4. Sex: male
5. Parents: Getting Older
6. Where do u live? Western part of Singapore
7. What school do you attend? kindergarten, primary, secondary up to tertiary
8. Siblings and their ages? Too many to describe
9. Pets? Fishes
10. Zodiac sign: Aries
11. Righty or lefty? both

**********YOUR LOOKS**********
12. Hair color: Dark
13. Eye color: Brown
14. Height: Not sure
15. Do u wear contacts or glasses? glasses if needed
16. Do you have any piercings? No
17. Do you wear any rings? No
18. Do you have a certain fashion you follow? None. I wear anything if I felt comfortable
19. How are you today? kinda bored
20. What pants are you wearing right now? Wearing shorts
21. What shirt are u wearing right now? Not wearing any shirt
22. What does ur hair look like at the moment? Short
23. What song are u listening to right now? none
24. What was the last thing u ate? Chicken
25. Last person u talked to on the phone? My friend
26. Last dream you can remember? Eerie dream
27. Who are you talking to now? no one
28. What time is it? 11:30pm

**********MORE ABOUT YOU**********
29. What are the last four digits of ur phone number? 2942
30. If you were a crayon, what color would u be? sky blue
31. Have you ever almost died? yes
32. Do u like the person who sent u this? Actually I stole it from somebody's email
33. How do u eat an Oreo? swallow it down the throat
34. What makes u happy? Somebody who can make me smile
35. Whats the next cd that ur gonna buy? I have Kazaa... I don't buy CD's anymore
36. Whats the best advice ever given to u? "Don't play girls" - by my grandpa
37. Have you ever won any special award? yes
38. What are ur future goals? career, money, girlfriend, married and have little me.
39. Do you like to dance? not really, plus I hate the people who go to clubs
40. Worst sickness u have ever had? Being sick for one month
41. Whats the stupidest thing u have ever done? holding $9000 in my hands
42. Whats ur favorite memory? still thinking
43. If u could change one thing about u, what would it be? hmmmmmmm.....
44. Do u shop? of course, only buy stuff when needed
45. How many kids do u want to have? Not thinking about it right now
46. Sons names: Not thinking about it right now
47. Daughters names: Not thinking about it right now
48. Do u do drugs? no
49. Do u drink? yes during teenage years. Now I quit
50. What kinda shampoo and conditioner do u use? Healthy Sexy sweet smelling Shampoo + Conditioner
51. What are you most scared of? still thinking
52. How many T.V's do u have in your house? 3
53. Do u have ur own? no....TV made loud noises!
54. Do u have ur own phone line? yes
55. So u sleep with a stuffed animal? no
56. Have you ever broken, fractured a bone? no
57. Who do u tell your dreams to? no one
58. Who is the loudest friend u have? Hmmmmm....a lot
59. Who is the quietest friend you have? hmmmmmm....a lot
60. Is Cheerleading a sport? yes cos they train sooooo hard to make it perfect
61. What came first the chicken or the egg? egg. no egg no chicken

*********?YOU AND LOVE?*********
62. Do u believe in love? yes
63. Do you have a girlfriend or a boyfriend? no
64. Do u have crush on anyone? yes but didn't bother
65. Who do u talk to about crushes? no one
66. Who talks to you about their crushes? my friend
67. Do u believe in love at first sight? yes
68. Where do u want to go on your honeymoon? haven't thought about it just yet
69. What song do u want played at your wedding? haven't thought about it just yet
70. What is the first thing u notice about the opposite sex? looks, personality
71. Are u too shy to ask someone out? no
72. What's worse having your tonsils or appendix removed? Appendix, that’s major surgery!

**********FOR GUYS ONLY**********
73. Sandals or thongs? anything she prefers
74. Painted nails or not? anything she prefers
75. Regular or sports bra? depends...she need a sports bra when she working out at the gym
76. Bra straps showing or not? anything that is for me to see
77. Cute n' mysterious or wild n' sexy? cute n' mysterious, sexy but not too wild
78. Dark or blonde hair? prefers dark
79. Long or short hair? Either
80. Curly or straight hair? straight
81. Dark, light, or crazy kool eyes? whatever
82. Long or short nails? short, girls with long nails tend to be money whores
83. Hat or no hat? either
84. Good or bad gurl? good girl
85. Hair up or down? down
86. Jewelry or none? either
87. Tall or short? anything....love conquers everything
88. Accent or no accent? doesn't matter
89. Pants or dress? depends on where we're going or what we are going to be doing
90. Tan or fair? whatever
91. Glasses? either. some girls with glasses are pretty cute
92. Pretty indoor chick or crazy party chick? pretty indoor chick, party girls are too wild
93. Freckles or none? a few is ok I guess
94. Shy or outgoing? either
95. Funny or always cool? either
96. Talkative or shy? talkative around me, but shy around others

**********PICK ONE**********
97. Lights on/off? dimmed
98. Sun or rain? sun, but I love the rain every now and then!
99. Mickey D's (McDonalds) or BK (burger king)? anything will do
100. Do u like scary movies or happy movies better? depends on my mood
101. backstreet boys or NSYNC? I hate boybands
102. On the phone or in person? in person is much better, I'm not a 'phone' kind of guy
103. Paper or plastic? both hurt the environment either way???
104. Sausage or pepperoni? anything that make my stomach go round
105. Summer or winter? I had never experienced that before
106. Hugs or kisses? depends on who it is from
107. Chocolate or white milk? chocalate milk
108. Root beer or dr. pepper? I can't handle sodas!
109. Glass half full or half empty? prefer full glass
110. On tape or DVD? DVD...keep on with technologies
111. Cats or dogs? cats
112. Mud or jello wrestling? both sounds pretty erotic
113. Vanilla or chocolate? both taste nice
114. Skiing or boarding? never experienced that before
115. Day or night? day, if the sun is out
116. Cake or pie? apple pie is nice
117. Diamond or pearls? whatever she likes
118. Sunset or sunrise? both!

**********YOUR FAVES**********
119. Color: blue
120. Food: anything that has chicken in the menu
121. Fast food: needed when my stomach is growling for hunger
122. Ice cream flavor: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry
123. Sport: soccer
124. Animal: cats, fishes
125. Number: 8
126. Radio station: never listen too radio much
127. Bands: too many to list
128. Album: too many to list
129. Fav actor or actress: too many to list
130. Favorite day of the year: sunday
131. Favorite month: December
132. TV show: too many to list
133. Movie: Any movies that is good to watch
134. Store: varies
135. Scent: anything that is good to smell

**********HAVE YOU EVER**********
136. Loved someone so much it makes u cry? yes
137. Drank? yes during teenage years, but I've never drank so much that I had to put or have an extreme hangover. Now i totally quit
138. Broke the law? yes....during teenage years
139. Ran from the cops? I wouldn't be here if I did, now would I?
140. Tried to kill urself? no, my life is soooo precious
141. Made ur self throw up? throwing up is GROSS, HELL NO!
142. Been in love? a couple of times
143. Made yourself cry to get out of trouble? no. girls only do that
144. Do you like filling these out? no. when i have the time, or nuthing to do
145. How many ppl are you sending this to? none
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I am out of blogging ink. I dunno what to blog anymore. Sometimes I dunno what I am blogging about. Gonna take a short break for now. Till then..........

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift.
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Friday, December 12, 2003

I'm surprised to know that Singapore is the largest makers of landmines despite of being such a small teeny weeny small fry. It made landmines and sell it to ther countries. So this is how they make money huh! Who knows one day while you were walking and you step on one of that shit and that shit KABOOM! If you are not dead then you are physically disabled throughout your whole life! Blame it to the bloody fucking government then.....
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WoW! Its true that I spent 4 years in college! My future is soooooooooo bright! muakakakakkakakakkaka. This is pathetic....
see below-:

Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupationPresident
Yearly income$222,978
Hours per week you work13
EducationUp to 4 years of college
Created with quill18's MemeGen!
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Rubbish! This is sick....brutal beb brutal!...muakakakakkakaka!
Died at the age of 80+. hmmm
Only 1 attend my funeral! could be the death angel.
and I am rich! Fuyoooooooo...muakakakakkakakakkakak
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What will your Funeral be like? by rashock
Username
You will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous significate other.The murderer was sentenced to death row but the chair or gas was too good for them. They sowed you up in a bag and tossed you in your casket, It's a closed case unless your friends and family want to be sick.
Death Date:July 14, 2066
Number attending your funeral?1
How much will you leave to friends and family?$1,200,593
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I've been hypnotized!

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Planning to write a true story of supernatural forces that I had experienced or encountered before but my brains are toooo tired. I'm starting to headbanging in front of my PC. Maybe next time. Sleepingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Helloooooooo world.................right now my brain is under servicing to fill up my thoughts here. Goodbye!
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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

This sexy body of mine which I adored for 24 years is filled with poison! Poison which my brain thought that it is food. Nutrients for the body.

There are 2 kinds of shit and that is addicted and habit. I can stop taking it for a long period of time but once my nose smell it or my eyes saw it, my body will scream for hunger! Day by day, it suck the life out of my body. It is not good for the body. Slowly I'm trying to quit and quitting is the best answer. Once you are hook, it is difficult to get out of it. For help pls dial 1800-Quitting.
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Monday, December 08, 2003

In the starry night
Under the moonlight
Shadows appears beyond the light
Darkness falls beneath the shadow
The stream of goth made me felt hollow
Till tomorrow......
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Friday, December 05, 2003

Today, I've been threatened by Starhub. My outgoing calls are being held as hostage. They demand a ransom sum of three digit number to be paid immediately or else they will kill my favourite cellphone number...... muahahhahahahah. May the CID help me in getting back my favourite property! Rest in peace my cellphone...muahahahahhaha
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Thursday, December 04, 2003

Awwwwwww.....
Aching here, aching there, aching everywhere!
I feel and walk like a robot.
My body are stiff.
I need body massage.....
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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

I am in deep shit! Where am I going to get that much of mojos. They don't really grow on trees. Now, I can't contact the humans, but the humans can contact me! They do really know how to make mojos by extracting mojos from us! Even the sharks are better than them! Dammit......
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What the toooooooot! I'm going for a free server hunting again! Dammit.....just received a notice that the current server will be expired in another 2 weeks! Dammit........... Good reliable free servers are hard to find! arghhhhhhh.....dammit
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A friend of mine asked me if there is dolphins in Singapore. Yes, there is. Pink dolphins. They are also available in the wild waters of Singapore. I've also seen them before while performing my duty. They are really friendly creatures of the sea. They are also kept in captivity in Sentosa.

Talking about fish, I think I can communicate with fishes. Haha.... My fishes that I kept at home seems to understand and recognise me and they also seems to like me a lot compare to my other siblings. Sometimes when I put my hand inside the tank, it came and caress its body to my hand but not my siblings. When they did that, they turn violent fierce mode and tend to bite their hands....hahahahha

Enough about fishes.....goodbye!
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Monday, December 01, 2003

A little bit of this.
A little bit of that.
The mole on my lip.
The mole on my head.
The mole under my eyes.
The mole on my hands.
Urghh! My moles are Everywhere!
What?
The same thing that I do everyday.
To conquer the WORLD using my moley moles! HAHAHAHAHAAHH.........
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