I was just testing and curious to try out this stupid test and it turned like shit below although when I did some thinking it really reflects about my true self being. I guess machines also can be a fortune teller.

You're a Cool BF!
You're a lot of fun to hang out with and all the ladies can see that. You've got your priorities straight and can juggle both the GF and the buds. Stick to the smooth moves and you'll continue to be a guy that's in high demand.

If you want to try it out, click the links below:
For girls [click here]
For guys [click here]

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Beautiful hot and sexy innocent chick at my workplace.
Click the link below to see the hot and sexy chicks:

- Hot sexy chick
- Innocent chick

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I'm sick and tired of all this shit
Welcome to the darkside of me

A smile spawned from evil
An action born from anger
You'll spread yourself every day
To every friend and stranger

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I hate David Beckham!

Most people should know who David Beckham is but some people won't. For those of you who don't know who he is, I'll explain. David Beckham is a sissy. He really is!

I've never understood the hype that surrounds the England captain. For some reason he is seen as the best thing since sliced bread. I'm having real problems identifying with that point of view. Beckham is a good player but not really world class. The only football fans not aware of this are English. He is a one dimensional player who has been fortunate enough to be in such a good team that there is no possibility of him ever having to play in the center of midfield.

Off the pitch he is laughable. For a start, the guy married Posh spice. I never thought that a guy who could sleep with as many fine chicks including asian chicks as he wanted(for some reason) would be stupid enough to allow any woman to trap him. I mean, does the guy really know what a dick is for. The press give them enough of space and attention for even the most stupid events. I even saw a picture of him filling up his damn car with petrol. Whoopee doo, what kind of moron is actually reading about a footballer filling up his car with petrol. The thing that was most cretinous about the picture though was the ridiculous beanie hat he was wearing. He's taken to wearing the most ridiculous of clothes over the years including a sarong. The nail varnish thing was really jiffy as well. Can you really idolise a guy who wears a sarong and nail varnish, I can't. He is a sissy that was being queen control by posh spice. Haha......

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With great powers, comes great responsibility. heheh..
With my great powers, I can take over the WORLD! muahahahha...

I'm evil
I'm not bad
Not even good
I'm just evil

May the evil force be with you!

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One upon a time, 4 babies were born at Kandang Kerbau Hospital, a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. Then the head nurse had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and shouted, "Heil Hitler!". At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"

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A tribute to my hard earned 500 bucks of my one month salary as a pirate that had flewn away in the mid-air gone for good!

We all live for money,
working from night to day,
just to get these pictured papers.
Go and ask if you think I ain't right:
money gives you everything,
love, sex, friend, and happiness,
the things we need in our lives...

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A wise man once told me, there is more to life than just girls...

I need to have a new brain and a new mind.
My brain had been smashed to bits and pieces.
I need a new activities too, to stimulate my once usually active mind and body.
How about a brain for a shushi? Anyone?

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Girls play with cute stuffs
while
Guys play with cool stuffs.......

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There there there! Don't cry, don't cry! Relax, maintain and go washed your eyes. Ouhhhhh! I'm always back with popular fresh new look demand. How about this Tornix version? Finally, I have come back to rip your eyeballs! muahahahahhahahahah......

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All alone. No one home.
I feel so hungry. I grab the phone.
I call my mom. Beg her to come home.
Please make me some food!
She yelled at me and called me rude.
She says that I know how to cook maggi!
I just need to open the cupboard and take a look.
I slam down the phone.
Again I'm alone.

As I sit, still alone.
I'm staring at the phone.
No one to call
No one to come
Free me from this boredom.
All alone. I hate it at home.
Please come rescue me
From this horrid kingdom.

Someone please come.
I'm so alone.
Free me from this boredom.
Save me and feed me.
Please oh please.......

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Arghhhhh......I've lost my hp charger! Like this how to trade-in my hp for a new one!

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What does it like to sleep
Without having to count sheep
To help you fall into a deep sleep
This dream I wish I could keep

But these stupid sheep
They don't make a peep
Altering my sleep
Which I think is really cheap

Over the fence they leap
And into my dreams they creep
What prize do they think that they'll reap?

But, who gives a damn heap
They're just sheep!!!

embekkkkkkkkk!!!

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The hand of Decepticons to the AutoBots

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