I hate David Beckham!

Most people should know who David Beckham is but some people won't. For those of you who don't know who he is, I'll explain. David Beckham is a sissy. He really is!

I've never understood the hype that surrounds the England captain. For some reason he is seen as the best thing since sliced bread. I'm having real problems identifying with that point of view. Beckham is a good player but not really world class. The only football fans not aware of this are English. He is a one dimensional player who has been fortunate enough to be in such a good team that there is no possibility of him ever having to play in the center of midfield.

Off the pitch he is laughable. For a start, the guy married Posh spice. I never thought that a guy who could sleep with as many fine chicks including asian chicks as he wanted(for some reason) would be stupid enough to allow any woman to trap him. I mean, does the guy really know what a dick is for. The press give them enough of space and attention for even the most stupid events. I even saw a picture of him filling up his damn car with petrol. Whoopee doo, what kind of moron is actually reading about a footballer filling up his car with petrol. The thing that was most cretinous about the picture though was the ridiculous beanie hat he was wearing. He's taken to wearing the most ridiculous of clothes over the years including a sarong. The nail varnish thing was really jiffy as well. Can you really idolise a guy who wears a sarong and nail varnish, I can't. He is a sissy that was being queen control by posh spice. Haha......