One upon a time, 4 babies were born at Kandang Kerbau Hospital, a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. Then the head nurse had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and shouted, "Heil Hitler!". At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"