The fridge story

Ah Seng: e-joi, let me ask you a question.
e-joi: About sex?
Ah Seng: No, lah! How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
e-joi: Don’t know.
Ah Seng: You open the door, shove the giraffe in, then you close it. Now let me ask you another question…how do you add an elephant into the fridge if you can only put one animal in it?
e-joi: Open the door, shove the elephant in, and close the door.
Ah Seng: No! You open the door, take the giraffe out, then shove the elephant in and close it. Now, if you were on a plane and it was going to crash because it was overloaded, what should you throw out? A VCR, a fridge, or 10 bags that were heavier than the other two added together?
e-joi: I should throw myself.
Ah Seng: Got no parachute, lah!
e-joi: Then of course the 10 bags lah!
Ah Seng: Wrong! The fridge. Because the fridge itself is lighter than the 10 bags but there is an elephant in it...goondu! Now, last one... there was this very beautiful princess by the name of Monica. One day, a witch cast a spell on her. Now anyone who was 100 meters away would die. Then this prince by the name of Bill decided to be a hero and save her. Actually he wanted to have sex with her later. But he died 300 meters away. Why?
e-joi: Don't know.
Ah Seng: Because you throw the fridge on him, mah!