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Hate is Hate
A deadly virus!
It shakes our mental balance
Throws goodness on one side
Takes control of our inner mansion
Where only negativity reigns!
Once we fall prey to this demon
A deep division develops
Between the heart, mind and brain!

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My dream home!


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Who stole my rear bike tyre? Whoever stole it better replace it with a monster truck tyre before I pluck your ass with my giant spanner!

Out of boredness, enjoy this stupid short vid clip before I delete it!
- Click here!

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Living in this tiny green city of Singapore is very stressful. I could feel the stress chewing on my nerve cells everyday. Even if I tried to find peace staring and playing with my beautiful giant fishes, the stress is still there. I felt like Singapore is like a time bomb waiting to explode one day.

If somebody asked me whether I am a 'quitter' or a 'stayer', I would proudly said it out loud that I am a 'quitter'. If I had the chance to migrate to other country, I would do so even if it is nearby as Malaysia.

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I love McDonalds
I love Burger King
I love burgers, french fries
And onion rings

I love Taco Bell
I love KFC
When I want spring chicken
I go to Do and Mi

I love Swenson
I love BreadTalk
I love Kopi Tiam
And I love void deck Coffee Shop

I love fried chicken
And not to mention chicken rice
I love anything that had chicken in the menu
All this I can’t deny

I’m a fast food junkie!
I need a fast food fill of grease
But for the life of me
I can’t understand why I’m still skinny?

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Once a racer, always a racer!
Below is the proof.

- Stupid!
- Asshole?

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The most WANTED professional brutal killer in the world!
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To be a professional killer, for a start, you've got to withstand blood. If u can't get a real blood, get a fake one. Below is the recipe for making fake blood-:

- 16 oz. White corn syrup (alternatively just mix sugar and water and reduce on the stove until it becomes syrupy)
- 1 oz. red food coloring
- 1 oz. washing detergent
- 1 oz. water

Add a drop of blue food colouring to create a more realistic colour. Remove the washing up liquid if you want to make edible blood. Adding condensed milk makes it less transparent and more like real blood.

WARNING!!! It is not nice to scare your mother with this.
Enjoy your blood sucking activities! muahahhahahah.....

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Observant effects of unnatural incidents that I encountered today. Take a closer look with your magnifying glass through the magic ball:

Woman smoking in a van
Windows up
Poor kids

Mother yelling at her child
Slaps his face
Bows her head in shame

Old, rugged beggar
Sitting, huddled on the street corner
Hands cupped, extended in front of him

These are real people
This is the real world
Take a closer look, shitheads!

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Labour day is a day for workers to slack the whole day with family and friends. For expected mothers, its a day for them to be in labour...ooops.hahah. I'm going to slack, chill, relax, put my legs on the table and shake my legs the whole day.

Have a nice Happy Labour Day with family and friends!

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I was just testing and curious to try out this stupid test and it turned like shit below although when I did some thinking it really reflects about my true self being. I guess machines also can be a fortune teller.

You're a Cool BF!
You're a lot of fun to hang out with and all the ladies can see that. You've got your priorities straight and can juggle both the GF and the buds. Stick to the smooth moves and you'll continue to be a guy that's in high demand.

If you want to try it out, click the links below:
For girls [click here]
For guys [click here]

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Beautiful hot and sexy innocent chick at my workplace.
Click the link below to see the hot and sexy chicks:

- Hot sexy chick
- Innocent chick

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I'm sick and tired of all this shit
Welcome to the darkside of me

A smile spawned from evil
An action born from anger
You'll spread yourself every day
To every friend and stranger

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I hate David Beckham!

Most people should know who David Beckham is but some people won't. For those of you who don't know who he is, I'll explain. David Beckham is a sissy. He really is!

I've never understood the hype that surrounds the England captain. For some reason he is seen as the best thing since sliced bread. I'm having real problems identifying with that point of view. Beckham is a good player but not really world class. The only football fans not aware of this are English. He is a one dimensional player who has been fortunate enough to be in such a good team that there is no possibility of him ever having to play in the center of midfield.

Off the pitch he is laughable. For a start, the guy married Posh spice. I never thought that a guy who could sleep with as many fine chicks including asian chicks as he wanted(for some reason) would be stupid enough to allow any woman to trap him. I mean, does the guy really know what a dick is for. The press give them enough of space and attention for even the most stupid events. I even saw a picture of him filling up his damn car with petrol. Whoopee doo, what kind of moron is actually reading about a footballer filling up his car with petrol. The thing that was most cretinous about the picture though was the ridiculous beanie hat he was wearing. He's taken to wearing the most ridiculous of clothes over the years including a sarong. The nail varnish thing was really jiffy as well. Can you really idolise a guy who wears a sarong and nail varnish, I can't. He is a sissy that was being queen control by posh spice. Haha......

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With great powers, comes great responsibility. heheh..
With my great powers, I can take over the WORLD! muahahahha...

I'm evil
I'm not bad
Not even good
I'm just evil

May the evil force be with you!

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One upon a time, 4 babies were born at Kandang Kerbau Hospital, a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. Then the head nurse had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and shouted, "Heil Hitler!". At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"

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A tribute to my hard earned 500 bucks of my one month salary as a pirate that had flewn away in the mid-air gone for good!

We all live for money,
working from night to day,
just to get these pictured papers.
Go and ask if you think I ain't right:
money gives you everything,
love, sex, friend, and happiness,
the things we need in our lives...

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A wise man once told me, there is more to life than just girls...

I need to have a new brain and a new mind.
My brain had been smashed to bits and pieces.
I need a new activities too, to stimulate my once usually active mind and body.
How about a brain for a shushi? Anyone?

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Girls play with cute stuffs
while
Guys play with cool stuffs.......

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There there there! Don't cry, don't cry! Relax, maintain and go washed your eyes. Ouhhhhh! I'm always back with popular fresh new look demand. How about this Tornix version? Finally, I have come back to rip your eyeballs! muahahahahhahahahah......

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