Luv signs

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Are You In Love with an Aries? (March 20 - April 19)

If you are in love with an Aries man or woman, give this person flattery and firmness.
Aries like to be noticed and will bask in the glow of your affection and attention. Slightly self-centered, this individual thinks and talks in the "I" mode (not presuming to speak for another).
Able to take care of him (her) self, this being believes that you can take care of yourself, too.
Because
this is one of the strongest signs, Aries can be incredibly pushy. If you want to live happily ever after with this soul, you are going to have to learn how to push back.
Aries doesn't actually want to run over you, but this person thrives on challenges and enjoys the fight.
There is generally an assumption made that you like the fight, too.
Using your wit will impress this being a great deal more than resorting to a physical challenge.
Aries also love the chase.
They enjoy being in the driver's seat and pursuing a potential lover with craft and skill.
You will lose this being's interest in a hurry if you are too easily or quickly won.
If you know how to spar, you will have better luck with Aries the toreador.
Aries need physical activity and they love to compete.
If you are not a particularly physical person yourself, be sure to encourage your honey to work off this energy on his or her own.
You will find you have fewer arguments as a
result.
One thing that you can count on with this lover, however, is a short grudge.
This person has too much to do to waste time on nursing wounds and will actually forget almost any trespass quite quickly.
Don't expect him (her) to read your mind if you are holding onto one, because it will be totally misread.
Just as the rain-washes away the dust from the road, a good night's sleep or the passage of a few days' time generally cleanses.

Are You In Love with a Taurus? (April 20 - May 19)

If you are in love with a Taurus man or woman, understand that this person is a one-woman man or a one-man woman (unless Gemini predominates elsewhere in the natal chart).
Primarily interested in security, this being is looking to settle down and doesn't need a lot of movement. Preferring routine activities and traditional, established leasures, this person is happy to continue on with whatever he or she has been doing for
years.
You will need to be able to fit somewhat into this already settled routine.
You will attract his or her attention by giving gifts of quality; ticky-tacky is a turnoff for these practical souls.
Known for their good taste, you will be more interesting to this being if you value yourself.
Paying attention to your clothing and hair will help to show him or her that you understand the importance of appearance.
Taureans love to stay home and get cozy in their nests.
Their idea of a good time is to rent a bunch of videos and veg out on the couch or in the easy chair.
They also enjoy gourmet foods and fine wines and will often have highly developed culinary abilities.
These souls can definitely be won over through their stomachs, so dig up your best recipes and give it a try. They do, however, sometimes resemble their animal, the bull, in that they cannot be pushed; you will see some real digging in if you try.
Gentle persuasion is a much
better tool with these people.
You also should be aware that, in general, they often need to ponder each word that you speak before being able to give you an answer.
Allowing these souls a moment to think before expecting a response will result in a much happier relationship.
Taureans also have a real need for security; you won't make points by squandering assets or avoiding saving. These beings need to have a home base, which belongs to them and where they know they can retreat to in
times of trouble.
A nest egg for rainy days is also an essential.

Are You In Love with a Gemini? (May 20 - June 20)

If you are in love with a Gemini man or woman, give him or her elusivity and a lot of space alone.
This individual needs a great deal of stimulation to stay interested and you will be much more appealing if you
have some interests and friends of your own.
Detachment is also a help here and you must guard against
sentimentality with this soul.
Remembering that this person is, for the most part, a thinker rather than a feeler will help to keep this relationship in perspective.
Changing your hair, your dress, or your schedule is another way to keep this one off guard.
Spontaneity is extremely valued by this sign so buying theatre tickets or home plate seats from time to time can make you more attractive.
If you can drop what you are doing at a moment's notice in order to travel up the coast for a romantic weekend, you will definitely score a hit here.
The ability to have fun is another must as it is practically a religion for this individual.
If you can handle a relationship that is light and loose, you will be happier with this soul than if you are too attached.
Remember, too, that Gemini is a sign of duality.
You may sometimes feel as though you are living with two different people here and you never can tell which one will present itself.

Patience comes in handy if you prefer one twin to the other.
It also helps to realize that this being is inherently restless.
You will need to be able to keep pace with a odd deal of movement around the neighborhood as well as within your home.
Don't expect the furniture to stay in one place with this sign, either.
He (she) will soon find a better place to put the couch, the rug, the glass cabinet, or the pots and pans and you will be perceived as boring and dull if you complain.
If you think of this type of living as exciting, you will be very happy here.

Are You In Love with a Cancer? (June 21 - July 21)

If you are in love with a Cancer man or woman, give him or her your understanding.
This is a sensitive soul who needs to be brought out of the shell with attention and iscussion.
Patience is important here as often (but not always) this individual is quiet or shy.
He or she will only
share innermost thoughts after a great deal of trust has been established.
A Cancer lover is a deeply feeling person.
Once you have secured his or her love, you will be placed first, above all others, in everything that you do.
You will be expected to return the favor.
Somewhat possessive, this man or woman is prepared to dedicate life to you and wants to know that you appreciate it.
Passion is also extremely important here.
Although you will be encouraged to keep the matter between the two of you, sexy underwear and satin sheets are a hit.
Your pleasure is extremely important to this being's happiness so don't be afraid to explain what you like (diplomatically).
And, return the favor by asking in kind.
This person is really a homebody and will work tirelessly to fluff up the nest.
Preferring the company of the clan to large crowds, a Cancer lover is often willing to invest in a swimming pool or hot tub.
Or, you do
well when you share many sports or activities such as skiing, sailing, or bowling.
A cabin on the lake or a mountainside condominium are also attractive to this man or woman; the only other necessity is to have you right by his or her side...

Are You In Love with a Leo? (July 22 - August 22)

If you are in love with a Leo man or woman, the most important thing you can give him or her is your attention. This is one mate who will charm and caress you, make passionate love with you, dance with you into the wee
hours of the morning, give you the Sun, the Moon and the Stars, and all you have to do is notice.
But, notice you must.
It is true that most Leos need pats on the back as much as the rest of us require air to breathe.
This is because, for all their vim and vigor and outward confidence, Leos are actually quite shy and vulnerable on the inside.
In fact, it can be said that the louder and more brash a Leo sounds,
the more insecure he or she is feeling at the time.
A Leo lover is loyal, warm, generous, and fun. This is one individual who truly knows how to have a good time, and he or she wants you to be included in it.
You are a very special audience to this person and you are treated like royalty.
A Leo is not particularly interested in dating just anybody and you must stand out from the crowd to garner this one's attention.
He or she wants both of you to shine.
You will be appreciated even more if you don't mind letting this honey glow in the limelight.
A great storyteller, this one has a natural ability to draw a crowd of beaming faces.
Jealousy doesn't go over too well here.
You needn't worry overly much about losing his or her affections; once a Leo gives his >>>>>(her) heart, loyalty comes right along with it.
While this mate likes to make dramatic statements, ticky-tacky does not do.
Gifts should be
of quality and you are amazed at the ones showered upon you.
Compliments keep them coming.
A fixed sign, this honey sometimes may become set in his/her ways.
Personal opinions are very important to this lover and it may be hard to change this premeditated mind. Gentle persuasion works best here as well as pointing out the better aspects of his/her argument.
You can expect a lot from this lover.
He or she has a way of keeping life interesting and movement and action are constant companions.
If you are looking for a good time spelled F-U-N, you have certainly found it here.

Are You In Love with a Virgo? (August 23 - Sept 21)

If you love a Virgo, give him or her attention to detail. Some -- but not all.
Virgos are neatniks and cannot stand living in a mess.
Others need for you to acknowledge their ideas or accommplishments.
But all will be fussy about something, and you will keep this one happy
by discovering wherein lies the pet peeve and steering clear of it.
It is best if you realize that this individual has a real need for order in some aspect of his or her life.
This person can be counted upon to be consistent in a particular area for you, and feels cheated if the favor is not returned.
Because a Virgo is able to see the potential perfection in everything, don't be offended if little comments arise about getting the lint off your sweater or re-working your rXum?
He (she) just wants you to look your best and is happy to help you do so.
Remember, too, that this person sees life largely through an intellectual window.
He or she can always be reasoned with but may have a hard time dealing with displays of emotion.
This doesn't mean that your feelings aren't important; it just indicates that you may need to explain them rather than expect this honey to intuitively understand.
A Virgo lover likes to know and follow certain
ground rules so you probably should spend some time discussing his or her expectations as well as your own at the beginning of this relationship.
As long as you keep the lines of communication open, this should ward off any potential misunderstandings in the future.
You won't, however, find a more loyal mate anywhere.
This is one honey who keeps all of his(her) loving for you alone and expects you to do the same.
Fresh sheets and clean skin turn this person on more than fancy perfumes or sexy underwear, too.
Respect for this one's person and belongings keep him or her right by your side.

Are You In Love with a Libra? (Sept 22 - Oct 22)

If you are in love with a Li! bran man or woman, give him or her your attention and your company.
This is one individual who truly wants to share as much as possible in life and will be a faithful and dedicated partner if given the chance.
You may notice, too, that he
(she) always strives to be inclusive of not only you, but friends and acquaintances as well.
This person truly needs interactions with others and desires a full social life above many other things.
Because of his (her) desire for balance, you may also see some striking dualities here.
Soft lights and classical music could be interspersed with wild dancing revelries to rock and roll; each Libra expresses this aspect in his or her own way.
Whatever the oppositions at work here, they will play and interplay in equal amounts.
If you are not as comfortable with one side, just wait a bit until the other reappears.
This is one honey that can also be counted upon to help out with household chores.
Dishes, dusting, sweeping, hedge trimming, and lawn mowing are almost akin to lovemaking (love of home) in his or her eyes.
All you need to do is be 100% loyal and you will be treated like the King or Queen of the Castle.
It's quite a small
price to pay.
You can be sure, however, that this honey will never leave you lonely.
He (she) understands togetherness unlike most other signs and you would do well to return the favor.
Be careful, too, not to accept too many gratuities without exchange as he (she) will be aware of the imbalance and may harbor silent resentments in the future.
Enjoying the fun, sharing, and caring of this individual while giving back the same will ensure a long, happy, and
prosperous relationship for both of you.

Are You In Love with a Scorpio? (Oct 23 - Nov 21)

If you are in love with a Scorpio man or woman, give him or her your full attention and devotion.
Sharp as a tack, this person definitely notices everything.
You will be able to ke! ep no secrets here; this individual is an expert at ferreting them out.
Truthfulness is well appreciated by this mate.
Emotions are extremely important to a
Scorpio and you must be willing to explore the range (the valleys as well as the peaks) in order to keep this partner happy.
Passionate and possessive, he (she) needs a lot of physical statement.
This mate often even defines his (her) relationship to you by the amount of actual physical connection.
If you are not interested in touchy-feely, you might want to look elsewhere for true happiness.
Loyalty is also very valuable to this individual as he (she) will want to look at you as being his (hers) alone. Should you stumble in this area, you may be forgiven but don't think that your Scorpio lover will forget (with such a sharp mind, little is forgotten).
Of course, this works both ways and a more devoted mate would be hard to find.
You have in this partner an extremely strong personality.
This relationship works best if you can maintain some of your own strength and keep things equal.
Finding other arenas to excel in by yourself can
also help here as very few signs can successfully compete with Scorpio.
Don't ever try to force something on this mate, either; coaxing works better than brute force here.
Be aware, too, that Scorpio's power is often of the hidden variety.
You mustn't take this mate at face value only.
If you delight in challenges, enjoy the world of emotions and are also a sturdy and strong personality, you may have just your cup of tea here.
This is one individual who is going places and, if you can keep up, would be happy to take you along.

Are You In Love with a Sagittarius? (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

If you are in love with a Sagittarius man or woman, give him or her freedom and honesty.
This is one honey that will resist any and all efforts to be pinned down too definitively and you would do best to understand this from the start.
They are the players of love.
He (she) needs plenty of rope.
Don't expect quick
commitment here either; this lover is fairly independent and enjoys his (her) own company. You will never be bored with a Sagittarius partner though.
This individual is interested in almost everything and delights in sharing knowledge with you and everyone else.
"Flirt" could be a middle name here.
Jealousy is a no-no as the exchange of conversation is nearly as important as air and food to this person.
Friendly as a new puppy, he (she) meanders about collecting and dispensing data with all comers.
Physical fitness is also important here.
Often possessing natural athletic abilities, he (she) can be found hiking, biking, running, or skiing, and will want you to keep right up alongside.
You will have many joint memories of wilderness treks, roaring campfires, and starlit nights.
Adventuresome ness is quite
near the top of the qualities you must have to be of any interest to this enterprising individual.
The meek need not apply.
Your main challenges here may be learning to live with the occasional disorganization of this busy soul and the directness, which could be construed as lack of tact.
You must understand that this person abhors dishonesty and is quite incapable of participating in it.
Too many concurrent projects can scatter his (her) energy but your encouragement may be all that's needed to keep the number reasonable.
You have found a dynamic partner in this mate. Enjoy the wit and repartee, explore new worlds and lost civilizations together and talk until the wee hours of the morning.
With this individual, you can have fun!

Are You In Love with a Capricorn? (Dec 22 - Jan 19)

If you are in love with a Capricorn man or woman, give him or her encouragement and support.
This is one honey that will
work diligently to provide you with the best that money can buy and all you have to do is notice.
Quiet and competent, he or she goes about business with a professional attitude and a desire to please.
Pats on the back are appreciated here.
You do, however, need to realize that career is like lifeblood to this individual.
He (she) sees personal, professional work much like a husband looks upon his bride.
There will be late nights at the office, business trips, or working weekends, and you will be expected to understand.
Order is also important here.
Dishes left in the sink and loose socks cluttering up the bedroom floor will definitely be a turn-off.
Helpful hints from this individual are not meant as a criticism; he (she) just wants to assist in your perfection. You will also be expected to honor all dates and appointments; this man or woman is completely punctual and
reliable and wants you to be the same.
Knowledge
of proper etiquette might come in handy, too.
With this mate, you have found a >>>>>partner who is going places and is willing to take you along.
It won't happen on the instant/credit plan, though, as he (she) truly wants to earn it and own it personally. Because this individual is sometimes shy, you may need to get this individual talking in order to avoid the buildup
of resentments.
You are asked to contribute a lot here, but much is also given.

Are You In Love with an Aquarius? (Jan 20 - Feb 17)

If you are in love with an Aquarius, give him or her a very long leash and your respect.
This is one of the most freedom-oriented of all the signs and this individual will not tolerate nagging or any cramping of his (her) style.
You must understand that here you have found a person who truly looks at the world from a different perspective and needs to be supported in this endeavor.
Bright
and original, this partner sees the world as it will be or should be and feels somewhat personally responsible to bring the future about.
Some Aquarians feel so strongly about this that they are almost revolutionary in thought and behavior. Aquarius, as a rule, is also much more comfortable in the realm of thought than that of emotion.
This person actually has the ability to detach from his (her) body and view conversations and situations from love.
You needn't worry about judgment, though, as he (she) is extremely tolerant of everything except intolerance. Friends are important to this individual and you can expect a steady stream either through your house or his or her) business.
You have found here, too, a partner that truly seeks an equal relationship.
He or she wants to stand on his (her) own and wants you to do the same.
This is the eleventh sign of the zodiac and if you look at the number 11, it represents masculine and
feminine -- separate -- but also side-by-side and equal.
As we are currently proceeding into the great "Age of Aquarius," this is good news for us all.
Flexibility is also a must with this mate as he (s! he) enjoys last minute and/or unexpected surprises.
"Boring" will not be a word you use to describe this relationship as he (she) keeps you wondering what's going to happen next.
If you are looking for a partner with whom to have a fair and interesting match, you have found it here.

Are You In Love with a Pisces? (Feb 18 - Mar 19)

If you are in love with a Pisces man or woman, give him or her attention and sympathy.
You have met here an individual who will quietly listen to the tales of your days -- good and bad - and desires only the same consideration in return.
Gentle and caring, he (she) provides a safe haven in any kind of weather and can be counted upon to get you back on track.
Make sure that you
do the same.
Little gifts are greatly appreciated here and they need not be expensive.
The idea of the token of your affection keeps this individual smiling and returning the favor with surprises of his (her) own.
Snuggle-bunnies (hugs) or other displays of tenderness are also essential for true happiness with this mate.
You may need to make a conscientious effort to keep him or her talking about his (her) feelings.
Though deeply emotional inside, this particular sign -- more than others -- is prone to suffer in silence rather than speak out about personal irritations or letdowns.
Disaster lurks down that road as unexpressed emotions carry a punch far greater than expressed ones.
Make sure that the lines of communication stay open and you can avoid this pitfall.
Don't be alarmed when this honey desires to spend time alone; it is essential for his (her) mental health. Pisces doesn't have as strong an aura as many of the other signs do
and needs to re-charge the batteries without anyone else around from time to time.
Kindness also pays off in this match.
Often polite, he (she) generally is not fond of harsh words or rude phrases.
You have found here a person who prizes serenity above all else and one who will appreciate your efforts to keep the waters calm.
Once acquired, this bond will be long-lived and true blue.

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Puzzled

Sigh...
Till now I still cant solve the mystery.
Which one comes first. The chicken or the egg?...

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Update

Just added a download section to my web. Enjoy the leech...

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Download Tools

These are my tools that I'm willing to share. They are all free to download...


Download - FX income calculator
Download - Pivot points calculator

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Mind boggling game

Too many people don't know how to quit when they are ahead, so I'm not going to make that mistake. I should have accomplished everything that I can possibly accomplish for right now, so I'm not going to push things any further, or I will run the risk of overselling the position. Things are in the hands of other (extremely capable) people now. It's my restraint and not my self-indulgence, that will keep me positive in my own mind and in the minds of others.

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Difference between a nerd and a geek

Nerds have the added distinction of being "unattractive".

Nerds are people of above-average intelligence who place little importance on their appearance. Nerds are often aware of their status, but they don't mind. In fact, many take pride in the putdown, as it means they're smart and not wrapped up in superficial worries.

Geek is a more specific term. Like nerds, geeks are smart, but they tend to focus more on technology.

These are the people you make fun of in school and later work for after school. So, to sum things up, if someone calls you a geek or a nerd, thank them.

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Singnet sux

Im having troubling staying connected with my internet connection for the past few days. Always get intermittent connection and sometimes cant even get connected to the net. What the fuct! as a result of this I have lose a lot of mojos and cant monitor in all my trades. Big Thanx to singnet. Talk to the operator and "SORRY". Huh....sorry NO CURE dammit! Paid me the amount that I lose and I will be cured... What is losing little mojos compared with losing big mojos. Im pissed..totally pissed.... just leave me alone. I want to get myself reorganize.

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Bloated

These few days, I feel like I'm putting on weight to my sexy body. I feel like its getting heavier and it is aching all over. Press here and there and I will burp. its infiltrated with unwanted wind all over. Time to put on some stress to the lazy muscles and burn that fatty tissue...

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Singlish

When going shopping...

Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S'poreans: No Stock! Wa lan deh!

When returning a call...

Britons : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
S'poreans: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...

Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
S'poreans: Lai, siam! or Siam, hor! or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...

Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S'poreans: No-nid. (no need)

When asking for permission...

Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S'poreans: (while pointing at door) Can or Not?

When asking to be excused...

Britons : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Please carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S'poreans: Go toilet. Cannot tahan oreddy.

When entertaining...

Britons : Please make yourself right at home.
S'poreans: Don't shy, leh!

When doubting someone...

Britons : I don't recall you giving me the money.
S'poreans: Where got?

When declining an offer...

Britons : I'd prefer no to do that, if you don't mind.
S'poreans: Doe-waaaan.

When deciding on a plan of action...

Britons : What do you propose we do now that the movie's sold out & all the restaurants are closed?
S'poreans: So how?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...

Britons : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S'poreans: Talk cock, lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...

Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
S'poreans: Eh, tiam, can or not?

When asking someone if he/she knows you...

Britons : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S'poreans: See what?

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L.O.V.E

When you think of your past love,
you may view it as a failure. But when you find a new love,
you view the past as a teacher.

In the game of love, it doesn't really matter
who won or who lost. What is important is you
know when to hold on and when to let go!

You know you really love someone when
you want him or her to be happy, even if his or
her happiness means that you're not part of
it.

Everything happens for the best. If the
person you love doesn't love you back, don't
be afraid to love someone else again, for
you'll never know unless you give it a try.

You'll never love a person you love unless
you risk for love.

Love strives in hurting. If you don't get hurt,
you don't learn how to love.

Love doesn't hurt all the time. Though the
hurting is still there to test you, to help you
grow.

Don't find love, let love find you.

That's why it's called falling in love because
you don't force yourself to fall. You just fall.

You cannot finish a book without closing its
chapters. If you want to go on, then you
have to leave the past as you turn the pages.

Love is not destroyed by a single failure or
won by a single caress. It is a lifetime
venture in which we are always learning,
discovering and growing.

The greatest irony of love is letting go when
you need to hold on and holding on when
you need to let go.

We lose someone we love only when we are
destined to find someone else who can love
us even more than we can love ourselves.

When love fails, take some time to heal and
then get back on the horse. But don't ever
make the same mistake of riding the same
one that threw you the first time.

To love is to risk rejection; to live is to risk
dying, to hope is to risk failure. But risk must
be taken because the greatest hazard in life
is to risk nothing!

To reach for another is to risk involvement, to
expose your feelings is to expose true self; to
love is to risk not to be loved in return.

How to define love: fall but do not stumble,
be constant but not too persistent, share and
never be unfair, understand and try not to
demand, hurt but never keep the pain.

Love is like a knife. It can stab the heart or it
can carve wonderful images into the soul
that always last for a lifetime.

Love is supposed to be the most wonderful
feeling. It should inspire you and give you joy
and strength. But sometimes the things that
give you joy can also hurt you in the end.

Loving people means giving them the
freedom that they choose to be and where
they choose to be.

For all the heartaches and the tears, for
gloomy days and fruitless years, you should
give thanks, for you know, that there were the
things that helped you grow.

Loving someone means giving him the
freedom to find his way, whether it leads
towards you or away from you.

Love is a painful risk to take but the risk
must be taken no matter how scary or
painful, for only then you'll experience the
fullness of humanity and that is love.

Only love can hurt your heart, fill you with
desire and tear you apart. Only love can
make you cry and only love knows why.

If you're not ready to cry, if you're not ready to
take the risk, if you're not ready to feel the
pain, then you're not ready to fall in love.

There was a time in our lives when we
became afraid to fall in love 'coz
every time we do, we get hurt, then I figured
that's why it's called falling in love.

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Slow moe

I need to get my life "straight".
Things are just looking very slow for me lately.
I need to concentrate more on other things in whatever I'm doing.
It doesn't seems very stable lately since I'm not being so focus.
I need to get back on track.

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The fridge story

Ah Seng: e-joi, let me ask you a question.
e-joi: About sex?
Ah Seng: No, lah! How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?
e-joi: Don’t know.
Ah Seng: You open the door, shove the giraffe in, then you close it. Now let me ask you another question…how do you add an elephant into the fridge if you can only put one animal in it?
e-joi: Open the door, shove the elephant in, and close the door.
Ah Seng: No! You open the door, take the giraffe out, then shove the elephant in and close it. Now, if you were on a plane and it was going to crash because it was overloaded, what should you throw out? A VCR, a fridge, or 10 bags that were heavier than the other two added together?
e-joi: I should throw myself.
Ah Seng: Got no parachute, lah!
e-joi: Then of course the 10 bags lah!
Ah Seng: Wrong! The fridge. Because the fridge itself is lighter than the 10 bags but there is an elephant in it...goondu! Now, last one... there was this very beautiful princess by the name of Monica. One day, a witch cast a spell on her. Now anyone who was 100 meters away would die. Then this prince by the name of Bill decided to be a hero and save her. Actually he wanted to have sex with her later. But he died 300 meters away. Why?
e-joi: Don't know.
Ah Seng: Because you throw the fridge on him, mah!

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Superman stunt

I just uploaded my ala-superman stunt video at youtube. It is taken while on the way back home from melaka at 140km/hr with my kakis across the north south highway. Enjoy!!!...

*note: Kids, don't try this at home! Parental guidance is advised.

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Why Italy won the world cup

This is why Italy won the world cup...
hahahah....

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Trade emotions

Once again, I'm back again to do the usual trades.
Have stop trading for 3 weeks now and if I continued previously of what is bugging me, I will be skrewed and more skrewed.

Never ever let emotions take over the concentration of a trade.
Now everything seems fine. My head is cleared of all dilemma. All the trades that had been executed had closed with profit. This is a great comeback for me. I just lurve the green...

*note: Never ever trade with emotions

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Changes sux

I think I need to get my life straight.
I need to start thinkin of my future.
No more dilly dally here and there.
I can see that everyone that I knew off had move on being busy with their own life.
I too need to move on and get a life of my own.
This sux.....
How times had changed.
I too need to fit in and adjust myself with the new changes...

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Believe in myself

Success is more important than ever, but I don't have to put too much pressure on myself.

As always, it's important for me to succeed right now -- but it's even more important for me to avoid putting too much pressure on myself. Go easy! Pressure, stress and self-doubt are my biggest enemies right now, and they could cause a bit of a landslide if I'm not careful. The good news is that I had already have all the power I need to conquer anything -- it's deep inside of me (whether you believe it or not). When I need it, all I have to do is believe and it will be there.

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How to start an Internet Business and have it be successfull

Starting an internet business is no different than starting a regular business. It's going to take start up money and you won't get rich overnight. You have to find a program that works for you and then work that program. Start by doing an internet search with search terms like "internet marketing", "affiliate marketing" etc. I suggest starting with affiliate marketing for several reasons.

Affiliate marketing has really taken off over the past couple of years. And this has all happened without a lot of people really knowing what it is. The definition of affiliate marketing is when an affiliate is rewarded for visitors or customers provided through their efforts. Compensation is different depending on the affiliate marketing program that you are using.

Being that every affiliate program is different, it is very important to research each program in depth. You want to be sure that you know when and how you are getting paid, and what the rules of the program entail.

If you are looking for the best affiliate marketing program you may want to consult an affiliate marketing guide. These guides, which are available on the internet, offer a listing of all of the top affiliate marketing programs. Many of these guides also offer opinions on each program.

If you are serious about finding the best affiliate marketing program you may want to contact companies that are using the programs that you are considering. By speaking with these companies you will be able to find out inside information on payment, profitability, and professionalism. There is not better way to get information than by asking someone who already uses the program.

There is really no right and wrong answer as to what the top affiliate marketing program is. Every program will have its own advantages and disadvantages. It is up to you to find out which program best suits your needs. Often times, the best affiliate marketing program is found in the least likely of places. This is why researching the different programs is crucial to your success.

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Greatest moment...

Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a movieplay,
Love is what I feel for you,
Each and every day,
Love is like a smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
What you feel is what I feel,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way I keep loving,
Like a love I can't control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And I have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very start,
You have melt my heart,
You have captured everything,
I cant deny it all,
If you need something to be blame,
Just blame it on the worldcup that start it all.

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Boh tai boh chee wah chua lang lor

Lim peh kia lih see chin suay seow
Buah mee hong see kwee kah tua
Tzah kee kee lai loh song hong
Boh pian poon ai kee cho kang

Bu koh tong cheng lang tam poh ka buay chia ka kee
Gong zi goo see pei pai tiah eh way
Ah see lee suay-suay song hong, ka sao, sio goon goon
Lee poon ai lang tong cheng lee chiao kor lee

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No point...

I've paid my NS dues
And Reservist time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
They made a few
Kicked in my face
But I've come through

And I need to go on and on and on and on...

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Late hours cookin session

Late hours cookin session. I just lurve this dark quiet ambience pic. Theres no one else except me and the sound of heated wok. It feels like theres an angel shining from above the wok. My stomach will be filled with full of hope when I had done with the cookin. woohooo glasias....

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Life of a Singaporean

In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital(MOH),
You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be Sure to Give up Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!

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Die lah like that

There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.

Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy stuffs to ward off evil....

As the time approached, their hearts began beating anxiously, and with every beat of the clock, everyone held their breath........ .... Then Ah Soh, the part-time Friday cleaner, came into the room and unplugged the life support system so that she could use the vacuum cleaner.

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Robot chicken

This vid just make my day. Enjoy....

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WARNING!

WARNING!!!
Unauthorize trespassers will be smack
hahahahhaha....

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Pissed with paypal

Whats up with paypal anyway!

Last year, they had frozen my account together with my liquid assets and they demand some verification documents to get it unfrozen since Im dealing with huge transactions in and out of my account. But what the f*#k! and now they are sending me email notifying me that my account had been block and I couldnt access my account. And yes its no phishing email. My account really was BLOCK! Again as usual they demand some valid documents to get it unblock. But what the f*&k. How many documents did they want. They demand the same documents anyway. They can always refer to my previous documents. I wonder what did they do to my documents. These documents are all sensitive. They are really making me pissed. I'm starting to lose faith with them. They are about to lose one faithfull customer.....

So this is how they do business. Check out this link www.paypalsucks.com

You can fool me but Im not that stooopid to be fooling around....

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My forgetter

My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke,
To you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke.
For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there",
And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!

Often times I walk into a room, say "what am I here for?"
I wrack my brain, but all in vain a zero, is my score.
At times I put something away where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from, generally, is me!

When shopping I may see someone, say "Hi" and have a chat,
Then, when the person walks away I ask myself, "who the heck was that?"
Yes, my forgetter's getting better while my rememberer is broke,
And it's driving me crazy and that isn't any joke.

CAN YOU RELATE???

Shit, Now I don't remember what I'm suppose to do now..........

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I think I'm screwed

I think I'm screwed
Do you think I'm screwed?
Oh yes, I'm screwed!
Whatever it is, I'm screwed
Whenever it is, I'm screwed
Wherever it is, I'm totally SCREWED!
Now get me a screw driver cos I'm screwed...

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Italy won 2006 world cup

Yey!
Italy had won the 2006 world cup just as expected.
I told you so. You should put your whole bank on Italy.
Do you know why?
Because the mafia is closely watching the game and all eyes is on the referree.
muahahahahahhah........
Zidane and France is finished. Totally screwed! haha.....

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Horoscope????

I came across this horoscope of mine,

The Bottom Line
The problems of other people can give you a nice breather from your current drama.

In Detail
Every once in a while, it's okay to be entertained by the soap opera lives of others. There are some particularly juicy real-life storylines going on around you, and today you get an inside glimpse at a few details. But this emotional eavesdropping isn't so much a gossip-fest as a cautionary tale. Certain aspects of a situation ring a familiar note with your past, and this is an opportunity for you to see how taking a different path could affect your life.

But come to think of it, it is really true what it stated.
Anyway, I dont giv a damn shit about this horoscope.
Shit happens......

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Some facts or fictions

Guy facts:

When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong

When a guy says, "I'm fine,"
after a few minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the world

When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world

When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you,"
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else

Girl facts:

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine,"
after a few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.

When a girl lays on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.

When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says, "I'll love you forever,"
she means it.

When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you,"
no one in this world can miss you more than that.

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Viva le France

Yey......
France wins last night match against Porto
Viva le France

Now its Italy against France in the world cup final.
hmmmm......
I'll go for the Italians.

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How to stay young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!"

2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.

3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop."

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, ho bbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.

9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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Comfort zone

I've decided to reveal some of my secrets. This is a screenshot taken from one of my accounts and see it to believe it yourself. Oh yes! those digits is in USD and not in SGD orite.

I am sick and tired of all the peeps that kept asking me about my occupation. Which company I work with and blahblahblah and so on. Well to tell you the truth, I am a slack embassador. hahaha....Yeah thats right.

Some of the peeps even wondered how I managed to survive after I ORD from NS since last year January without a job. By now, I would be eating grass like the kambeng and waiting to be slaughtered. Well, I wont reveal much and wont talk about it much. Its all about fine tuning your sick brain and the way you want to live your ass and survive in this sick world.

If I talk much, they will say that I am NATO(no action talkcock only). But its the truth. Its my life anyway...so fark off.

I'm going to smile all the way to the bank and I'm keeping my distance away from folks who aren't capable of facing facts.

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Private Play

When I was a little boy
Snuggled safe in bed
They said, I should play with my soldiers
If I wanted to get ahead

I looked down at my soldiers
Generals and Majors and said
Squad! Attention!.....
oooops....

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Turning the tables

What??? Italy wins against Germans!
hmmmmm....
So it is really the bookmakers' game now.
Majority including myself expected the germans to win the game.
So they must have rip millions and billions of mojos from last night game huh.
Ok, now I must set my thinking to the bookmakers way of thinking for the coming games.
I too want some share from it. So reserve some for me......muahahahahh

Porto-France.... I'll go for France

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Show me the money

1 for you, 2 for me.
1 for you, 5 for me.
1 for you, all for me!
muahahahahh.....

What??? Thats right. Thats 7k total all in 50 bucks notes in my hands.
To tell you the truth, that is the second biggest amount that I have ever held in my hands. My hands are really shaking man. I need a personal bodyguard to protect me from all the mafias scums and shitheads.

Ok peeps....
What if you have got tons of money in your hands.
What should you do with it.
Spend it?
Save it?
Grow it?
Share it?
Give it away?
hmmm......

Allright, back for me to do some money management.

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What????

sigh..... Argentina is allready out of the world cup. They had the game in their hand but WTF!!! the bookmaker had turn around the game. There is sooo many signals going on in that battlefield. Same goes to the Brazil-France game. Its a bookmakers' game now. Good luck to whoever put their whole bank in that game.

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Why Parents Go Grey

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about
An urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello."

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the
Boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

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Plain, simple or lazy.....

Pls dont keep asking me why my site is plain and simple compared to last time.
I just dont have the mood to decorate it with some themes or something.......

Im just lazy with no mood. Thats all......

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Living in 2006

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line
before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you
are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on
this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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Boredness

Boredom = Your friend?

I find it hard to spend time productively nowadays. Everything that i could do requires me to exert at least a bit of brain power and i'm just too zoned-out to do it. In the end, i claim to myself that there's nothing to do and i wade in pools of boredom. Its just one of those days...

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The dummy

In that forgotten part of town
Where wasted hopes and dreams abound,
A wrinkled man with life near end,
In hopes to have at least one friend,
Fashioned bits of wood and things
And made a dummy run by strings.

He sat alone for hours on end,
Conversing with his only friend
And found delight within the fact
That he controlled it's every act.
He told it how he never had
A chance, since all his luck was bad
Although he'd tried so to succeed -
The dummy nodded and agreed.

And how his journeys in romance
Had never given him a chance,
And wasn't it a crying shame
That he was always held to blame
When everyone knew, oh so well,
That life is but a living Hell,
Controlled by lust and power and greed?
The dummy nodded and agreed.

With patience that would rival saints,
That dummy sat through all complaints
And, with each little expert tug,
He'd droop his head or bow or shrug
And give some comfort to the man
Who held his lifelines in his hand
And helped to fill a lonely need
When he just nodded and agreed.

Senility increased with time
As did the old man's phantomime,
And feverish fingers pulled with glee
The dummy's dance of misery.
They never left each other's side
Until the day both stopped and died.
We found them lying, hand in hand,
The dummy - and his wooden friend.

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Check out my cyborg name

Isn't it cool

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How to kiss great

How to kiss great!
Here are tips and advice on how to be a great kisser
so your kisses are unforgettable!
Whether you've never had your first kiss or
have kissed and been kissed a million times
before, you'll find out:
• How to make that first kiss special!
• How to hold that special someone when you're kissing!
• Special kisses (tips and advice)
• French kissing -- how to do it right!

Yes... here's all the kissing info you need!

How to kiss shyness goodbye!

We've all seen kissing in the movies -- the way
it's so perfect, and the way it just happens.

But real life is different. You're with that
special someone at the movies. You want to
kiss. But does he? Is he shy?
Maybe you'll tell him you want to kiss
him and end up rejected if he doesn't. Or
maybe he wants to kiss you but he's the
one who's shy. That's why kissing games
are so popular.

Spin the bottle

The reason "Spin the Bottle" and other
kissing games are so popular is that they let
you kiss someone without having to admit
that you like the person you're kissing. You're
kissing because you have to.

Kissing games are also a good way to try
different ways of kissing. In "Spin the Bottle,"
a group of guys and girls sit in a circle,
and take turns spinning a bottle. When the
bottle stops spinning you kiss the person it's
pointing to.

But what if you're not playing a kissing game?
How can you tell he wants to kiss you? Here's how:

How to tell if
he wants to kiss you!

After you've kissed him once, you know he wants
to kiss you. But what if you two have never
kissed? The first kiss is the hardest.

You could ask him to kiss you, but that takes
a lot of courage. But you can tell, without reading
his mind. Here are some ways. He could have
worked on the science project with someone else, but
he asked you. He could have called somebody else to
chat about the English assignment, but he called you.
He could have sat anywhere in the cafeteria, but
he sat next to you. It all means he likes to hang out
with you.

And what about when you're with him. Does he
sit close to you? Does he smile and look happy when
you're together? These are all signs that he likes
you and might want to kiss you.

How to get him to kiss you

Sometimes people who are nervous send out
mixed signals. You might want him to kiss you, but
your nervous behavior might be saying "stay away."

First of all your posture should be open. Sit or
stand close to him. Face him. Look at him, not at the
ground. Don't cross your arms or lean away; or,
instead of "kiss me" you'll be saying "kiss off!"

Look into his eyes. Smile. Get close to him. If you're
not holding hands yet, do it. Ask him to help you
remove an earring, or undo the clasp of that gold chain
you're wearing. To do that he's got to put both hands
on your neck.


Now turn your head, and look in his eyes, and be quiet.
Smile. If he says anything, just interrupt and whisper
his name softly. He'll kiss you for sure!

How to kiss

When your lips meet, keep them slightly parted and
press gently against his lips. Tilt your head
slightly to one side, so your noses won't get
in the way.

What do you do next? It depends. If it's just a
little kiss, a peck on the lips, move away but
(this is very important) don't move away all of
a sudden, as if you were disgusted by his kiss!
Just move away slowly, maybe while still holding hands,
and looking in his eyes.

On the other hand, if you're French kissing, read on ...

French kissing
(or Frenching)

French kisses are kisses in which you also use your
tongues. (That's why you part your lips slightly.)
So, after you've started kissing, the next step
is that either he will slip his tongue into your
mouth or you'll slip yours into his. Don't let your
tongue go limp but move it around his, or playfully
push his tongue out with yours, then let him
push your tongue back into your mouth, and so on.

Repeat this until you get tired of it (which you never will!)
or until your annoying little brother starts taping you
with the camcorder and threatening to tell your parents.
See www.how-to-beat-up-your-little-brother.com for details!

Kissing with glasses or braces

If either of you wears glasses, just take them off
before kissing.

If either has braces, the important thing not
to press too hard agains this lips. Otherwise the
braces will dig themselves into the inside of
his mouth. Ouch!

If you both have braces, don't worry! During
normal kissing your braces won't touch, so they
can't get tangled up with each other!

Kissing do's and dont's

A sure way to ruin a perfect kiss is with bad
breath. Carry around some mints or gum, and
have one a few moments before you kiss. Offer
him one too. Avoid spicy foods, garlic and
onions just before. Or at least make sure
you're both eating spicy food, so neither will
notice.
Non-smokers hate kissing a smoker! It's
as gross as kissing an ashtray!
You might be nervous, but don't giggle during or
after you kiss. The other person won't understand
it's nervous laughter. He'll think that you were
laughing at him!

Kissing and health

Can you "catch something" by kissing?
Yes you can -- anything from just a cold to
a pretty serious sexually transmitted
disease. Also, since the AIDS virus has been
found in the saliva of people with AIDS, it
could be transmitted by kissing someone who
has the disease, especially if you have any
cuts in your mouth.

There's no such thing as 100% safety. But
if someone has a cold or the flu, wait until
it's over. If you see he's got sores on his
mouth or lips, stay away! Also, if you have
cuts in your mouth, or he does this increses
your chance of passing on infection.

I don't want to make you paranoid, but just
to tell you there's no such thing as "safe kissing"
so keep that in mind.

Kissing and s-e-x

Kissing can be a lot of fun. Don't think that just
because you kiss a guy you have to do anything
more.

On the other hand, once you're kissing
passionatley, you might both feel like going further.
The best way I know to avoid that is to kiss
him in a semi-public place. If you kiss him in
a movie theater or on your front porch, you know
it's not going to lead to sex right there!

On the other hand, if you're sitting on your bed when
your parents aren't home, there's not really anything
to stop you, so it's something you might want to avoid.

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Your Security Is Upto YOU..!!

OK ... For A Start, I Am No Expert, BUT, I Am " P A R A N O I D " About SECURITY ...

* It seems for the select small amount of people take their SECURITY for granted because, IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME, type of, IGNORANCE, that your Pc is SAFE.? - Well ... Aren't U in for a nice little surprise when ONE-DAY your Pc has been " COMPROMISED..!! "

* In todays day & age, it seems we need to install all these :-
" Firewalls, AntiVirus, AntiSpyware, Anti-StealthWare, AntiKeyloggers, Anti-Phishing, Anti-Hackerware, Anti-Trojan, Anti-Parasite, Anti-WORMS, Anti-Dialers, Etc. Etc. Etc. Software, Just To Stay Clean & Safe.? "
- Are We Getting SCARED Yet.? - Well ... If Not ... YOU SHOULD BE..!! -

Your SECURITY Is YOUR RESPONSIBILTY..!!
- So Do Something About It & Educate Yourselves..!! -

:: Solution ::
[ Do Yourself A Favour ] ... Yes.! DIY ... Do A Google-Search ...
For Example:- " Software: Spyware/Adware/Hijackware Tools "
* And You " W I L L " Find The Answers There..!!

There Are " HEAPS Of Security Tools To Help Protect Yourselves..!! " - Close to 90% Of Them Are
Brush-Up On Your " Security Knowledge " To Give Yourself A " Fighting Chance..!! "

Protect-It With AVENGANCE..!!

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Invest in Nanotechnology

Invest in nanotechnology, the hottest and most innovative technological project in years. You have the potential to earn a great deal from this stock, if you invest wisely and keep up with current nanotech news. Within you will find multiple resources to help you achieve this. If you are merely interested in investing, such as how to invest, what to invest in then this site will benefit you because of the immense measure of information contained within and from links to other reliable investment sites!

Click this link

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Why Savers Are Losers

Why Savers Are Losers
by Robert Kiyosaki


My poor dad believed in saving money. "A dollar saved is a dollar earned," he often said.

The problem was he didn't pay attention to changes in monetary policy. All his life he saved, not realizing that after 1971 his dollar was no longer money.

You see, in 1971 President Richard Nixon changed the rules of money. That year, the U.S. dollar ceased being money and became a currency. This was one of the most important changes in modern history, but few people understand why.

Prior to 1971, the U.S. dollar was real money linked to gold and silver, which is why the U.S. dollar was known as a silver certificate. After 1971, the U.S. dollar became a Federal Reserve Note -- an IOU from the U.S. government. Instead of our dollar being an asset, it was turned into a liability. Today, the U.S. is the largest debtor nation in history due in part to this change.

Taking a brief look back at the history of modern money, it's easy to understand why the 1971 change was so important.

After World War I, Germany's monetary system collapsed. While there were many reasons for this, one was because the German government was allowed to print money at will. The flood of money that resulted caused uncontrolled inflation. There were more marks, but they bought less and less. In 1913, a pair of shoes cost 13 marks. By 1923, that same pair of shoes was 32 trillion marks!

As inflation increased, the savings of the middle class was wiped out. With their savings gone, the middle class demanded new leadership. Adolf Hitler was elected Chancellor of Germany in 1933 and, as we know, World War II and the murder of millions of Jews followed.

A New System of Money

In the closing days of World War II, the Bretton Woods System was put in place to stabilize the world's currencies. This was a quasi-gold standard, which meant currencies were backed by gold. The system worked fine until the 1960s when the U.S. began importing Volkswagens from Germany and Toyotas from Japan. Suddenly the U.S. was importing more than it was exporting and gold was leaving our country.

In order to stop the loss of gold, President Nixon ended the Bretton Woods System in 1971 and the U.S. dollar replaced gold as the world's currency. Never in the history of the world had one nation's fiat currency been the world's money.

To better understand this, my rich dad had me look up the following definitions in the dictionary.

"Fiat money: money (as paper money) not convertible into coin or specie of equivalent value."

The words "not convertible into coin" bothered me. So my rich dad had me look up the word: "fiat."

"Fiat: a command or act of will that creates something without or as if without further effort."

Looking up at my rich dad I asked, "Does this mean money can be created out of thin air?"



Nodding his head, my rich dad said, "Germany did it and now we are doing it."

"That's why savers are losers," he added. "I fought in France during World War II. That's why I never forget that it was after the middle class lost their savings that Hitler came to power. People do irrational things when they lose their money."

Most economists would disagree with my rich dad's correlation between the loss of savings and Hitler. It may not be an accurate lesson, but it's one I never forgot.

Between 2000 and 2005 housing prices went through the roof. Oil went from $10 a barrel in 1997 to over $60 a barrel in 2005. Gold went from $275 an ounce in 1996 to over $475 an ounce in 2005.

In spite of all these increases in prices, the federal government's economists say, "Inflation is low. It's under control." They are allowed to say that because the government is charged with only monitoring inflation in consumer prices -- not asset prices. The consumer price index (CPI) is the pressure gauge the government watches because they want to make sure the consumer is happy finding bargains at Wal-Mart, which is easy because China is forcing consumer prices down.

The problem is our dollars return to the U.S. to buy our assets. In simple terms, we send cash overseas to buy goods, and overseas investors take our cash and use it to buy our assets. That's why the Wal-Mart shopper finds bargains in the store but can't afford to buy a house, gas, gold, or stocks. Those same "consumers" also worry about their jobs going overseas.

In summary, investors shop for asset bargains, and consumers shop for consumer bargains and try hard to save money that is not really money. That is another reason why the rich are getting richer.

For more on this subject I recommend reading "The Dollar Crisis"by Richard Duncan.

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Simple security bloke

Dont EVER log in to ANY site from a link sent in an email EVER EVER EVER!!!!

The simple way to keep (Fairly) secure is to type the site address into your web browser and when you get to the site save it as a favourite or a bookmark or whatever your browser calls them.

If you EVER receive an email from ANY site telling you that you must log in, you need to verify your details, your account has been suspended etc DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IN THE EMAIL. simply open your browser and click the link in your favourites for that site.

Use an adware detection program, you can get a good (free one) from lavasoft, just do a google search for ad aware (Dont go to the sponsored links, always go to the manufacturers site)

Use an antivirus / firewall solution, any retail package will do, I use Norton personally and find it to be very reliable without being overly complicated.

Finally, how much is your security worth? you can buy Norton Internet security suite and the professional ad aware version for less than $100, so just how much do you value your security?

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Insurance

In insurance, the insured makes payments called "premiums" to an insurer, and in return is able to claim a payment from the insurer if the insured suffers a defined type of loss. This relationship is usually drawn up in a formal legal contract, also known as a policy. The contract will set out in detail the exact circumstances under which a benefit payment will be made and the amount of the premiums.

In one classic example of insurance, a ship-owner insures a ship and receives payment if the ship is damaged or destroyed. This example is one of the earliest uses and developments of concepts like insurance. Interestingly, ships are now more often insured through risk pooling and spreading organizations such as Lloyd's of London because the loss of a large ship going down is too great for one insurer to accept.

In the case of annuities, such as a pension, similar concepts apply, but in some sense in the reverse. When applied to annuities, the terms risk and loss are somewhat different from traditional insurance as they concern the chances of living beyond life expectancy and the need for income during the period between annuitization and death.

Insurance attempts to quantify risk by pooling together a large number of risks. This makes use of the law of large numbers. As applied to insurance, this means that the greater the number of similar risks, the greater accuracy with which insurers can estimate the overall risk.

For example, many individual people purchase health insurance policies and they each pay a small monthly or yearly premium to an insurance company. When a policyholder gets ill, the insurance company provides money to cover medical treatment. For some individuals the insurance benefits may total far more money than they have ever paid into the insurance policy. Others may never make a claim. When averaged out over all of the people buying policies, value of the claims even out. Insurance companies set their premiums based on their calculated payouts. They plan to take in more money (in premiums and in profit from the float, see below) than they pay out in the end to cover expenses. For-profit insurance companies set their rates to make a profit rather than to break even.

Insurance companies also earn investment profits, because they have the use of the premium money from the time they receive it until the time they need it to pay claims. This money is called the float. When the investments of float are successful, they may earn large profits, even if the insurance company pays out in claims every penny received as premiums. In fact, most insurance companies pay out more money than they receive in premiums. The excess amount that they pay to policyholders is the cost of float. An insurance company will profit if they invest the money at a greater return than their cost of float.

Insurance can also be thought of as a wager or bet that executes over the policy period. The insurance company bets that you or your property will not suffer a loss while you put money on the opposite outcome. The difference in the fees paid to the insurance company vs the amount they can be held liable for if an accident happens is roughly analagous to the odds one might expect when betting on a racehorse, i.e 10:1. For this reason, a number of religious groups including the Amish avoid insurance and instead depend support provided by their communities when disasters strike. In closing, supportive communities where others will actually step in to rebuild lost property, this arrangement can work. Most societies could not effectively support this type of system.

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Mesothelioma

Mesothelioma is a rare form of cancer in which malignant (cancerous) cells are found in the mesothelium, a protective sac that covers most of the body's internal organs. Most people who develop mesothelioma have worked on jobs where they inhaled asbestos particles.

1. What is the mesothelium?

The mesothelium is a membrane that covers and protects most of the internal organs of the body. It is composed of two layers of cells: One layer immediately surrounds the organ; the other forms a sac around it. The mesothelium produces a lubricating fluid that is released between these layers, allowing moving organs (such as the beating heart and the expanding and contracting lungs) to glide easily against adjacent structures.

The mesothelium has different names, depending on its location in the body. The peritoneum is the mesothelial tissue that covers most of the organs in the abdominal cavity. The pleura is the membrane that surrounds the lungs and lines the wall of the chest cavity. The pericardium covers and protects the heart. The mesothelial tissue surrounding the male internal reproductive organs is called the tunica vaginalis testis. The tunica serosa uteri covers the internal reproductive organs in women.

2. What is mesothelioma?

Mesothelioma (cancer of the mesothelium) is a disease in which cells of the mesothelium become abnormal and divide without control or order. They can invade and damage nearby tissues and organs. Cancer cells can also metastasize (spread) from their original site to other parts of the body. Most cases of mesothelioma begin in the pleura or peritoneum.

3. How common is mesothelioma?

Although reported incidence rates have increased in the past 20 years, mesothelioma is still a relatively rare cancer. About 2,000 new cases of mesothelioma are diagnosed in the United States each year. Mesothelioma occurs more often in men than in women and risk increases with age, but this disease can appear in either men or women at any age.

4. What are the risk factors for mesothelioma?

Working with asbestos is the major risk factor for mesothelioma. A history of asbestos exposure at work is reported in about 70 percent to 80 percent of all cases. However, mesothelioma has been reported in some individuals without any known exposure to asbestos.

Asbestos is the name of a group of minerals that occur naturally as masses of strong, flexible fibers that can be separated into thin threads and woven. Asbestos has been widely used in many industrial products, including cement, brake linings, roof shingles, flooring products, textiles, and insulation. If tiny asbestos particles float in the air, especially during the manufacturing process, they may be inhaled or swallowed, and can cause serious health problems. In addition to mesothelioma, exposure to asbestos increases the risk of lung cancer, asbestosis (a noncancerous, chronic lung ailment), and other cancers, such as those of the larynx and kidney.

Smoking does not appear to increase the risk of mesothelioma. However, the combination of smoking and asbestos exposure significantly increases a person's risk of developing cancer of the air passageways in the lung.

5. Who is at increased risk for developing mesothelioma?

Asbestos has been mined and used commercially since the late 1800s. Its use greatly increased during World War II. Since the early 1940s, millions of American workers have been exposed to asbestos dust. Initially, the risks associated with asbestos exposure were not known. However, an increased risk of developing mesothelioma was later found among shipyard workers, people who work in asbestos mines and mills, producers of asbestos products, workers in the heating and construction industries, and other tradespeople. Today, the U.S. Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) sets limits for acceptable levels of asbestos exposure in the workplace. People who work with asbestos wear personal protective equipment to lower their risk of exposure.

The risk of asbestos-related disease increases with heavier exposure to asbestos and longer exposure time. However, some individuals with only brief exposures have developed mesothelioma. On the other hand, not all workers who are heavily exposed develop asbestos-related diseases.

There is some evidence that family members and others living with asbestos workers have an increased risk of developing mesothelioma, and possibly other asbestos-related diseases. This risk may be the result of exposure to asbestos dust brought home on the clothing and hair of asbestos workers. To reduce the chance of exposing family members to asbestos fibers, asbestos workers are usually required to shower and change their clothing before leaving the workplace.

6. What are the symptoms of mesothelioma?

Symptoms of mesothelioma may not appear until 30 to 50 years after exposure to asbestos. Shortness of breath and pain in the chest due to an accumulation of fluid in the pleura are often symptoms of pleural mesothelioma. Symptoms of peritoneal mesothelioma include weight loss and abdominal pain and swelling due to a buildup of fluid in the abdomen. Other symptoms of peritoneal mesothelioma may include bowel obstruction, blood clotting abnormalities, anemia, and fever. If the cancer has spread beyond the mesothelium to other parts of the body, symptoms may include pain, trouble swallowing, or swelling of the neck or face.

These symptoms may be caused by mesothelioma or by other, less serious conditions. It is important to see a doctor about any of these symptoms. Only a doctor can make a diagnosis.

7. How is mesothelioma diagnosed?

Diagnosing mesothelioma is often difficult, because the symptoms are similar to those of a number of other conditions. Diagnosis begins with a review of the patient's medical history, including any history of asbestos exposure. A complete physical examination may be performed, including x-rays of the chest or abdomen and lung function tests. A CT (or CAT) scan or an MRI may also be useful. A CT scan is a series of detailed pictures of areas inside the body created by a computer linked to an x-ray machine. In an MRI, a powerful magnet linked to a computer is used to make detailed pictures of areas inside the body. These pictures are viewed on a monitor and can also be printed.

A biopsy is needed to confirm a diagnosis of mesothelioma. In a biopsy, a surgeon or a medical oncologist (a doctor who specializes in diagnosing and treating cancer) removes a sample of tissue for examination under a microscope by a pathologist. A biopsy may be done in different ways, depending on where the abnormal area is located. If the cancer is in the chest, the doctor may perform a thoracoscopy. In this procedure, the doctor makes a small cut through the chest wall and puts a thin, lighted tube called a thoracoscope into the chest between two ribs. Thoracoscopy allows the doctor to look inside the chest and obtain tissue samples. If the cancer is in the abdomen, the doctor may perform a peritoneoscopy. To obtain tissue for examination, the doctor makes a small opening in the abdomen and inserts a special instrument called a peritoneoscope into the abdominal cavity. If these procedures do not yield enough tissue, more extensive diagnostic surgery may be necessary.

If the diagnosis is mesothelioma, the doctor will want to learn the stage (or extent) of the disease. Staging involves more tests in a careful attempt to find out whether the cancer has spread and, if so, to which parts of the body. Knowing the stage of the disease helps the doctor plan treatment.

Mesothelioma is described as localized if the cancer is found only on the membrane surface where it originated. It is classified as advanced if it has spread beyond the original membrane surface to other parts of the body, such as the lymph nodes, lungs, chest wall, or abdominal organs.

8. How is mesothelioma treated?

Treatment for mesothelioma depends on the location of the cancer, the stage of the disease, and the patient's age and general health. Standard treatment options include surgery, radiation therapy, and chemotherapy. Sometimes, these treatments are combined.

* Surgery is a common treatment for mesothelioma. The doctor may remove part of the lining of the chest or abdomen and some of the tissue around it. For cancer of the pleura (pleural mesothelioma), a lung may be removed in an operation called a pneumonectomy. Sometimes part of the diaphragm, the muscle below the lungs that helps with breathing, is also removed.

* Radiation therapy, also called radiotherapy, involves the use of high-energy rays to kill cancer cells and shrink tumors. Radiation therapy affects the cancer cells only in the treated area. The radiation may come from a machine (external radiation) or from putting materials that produce radiation through thin plastic tubes into the area where the cancer cells are found (internal radiation therapy).

* Chemotherapy is the use of anticancer drugs to kill cancer cells throughout the body. Most drugs used to treat mesothelioma are given by injection into a vein (intravenous, or IV). Doctors are also studying the effectiveness of putting chemotherapy directly into the chest or abdomen (intracavitary chemotherapy).

To relieve symptoms and control pain, the doctor may use a needle or a thin tube to drain fluid that has built up in the chest or abdomen. The procedure for removing fluid from the chest is called thoracentesis. Removal of fluid from the abdomen is called paracentesis. Drugs may be given through a tube in the chest to prevent more fluid from accumulating. Radiation therapy and surgery may also be helpful in relieving symptoms.

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Physical demenised

It had been 9 months since ORD and I allready felt that my body is producing massive fats. My stomach started to bulge outwards slowly in motion. Something is going on inside my body. Ouh.....must do something about it...got to shed of that fats. Reservist is just round the corner and IPPT...urghhhhh theres no such word in my personal dictionary.

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He's back

Helloooo....

The bloghead is back after I scrap the whole entire site previously. Will do some crap update later when I have a free time.

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Control!!

What's the use of having financial freedom when the government is really "taking care of you". Tax here, tax there, everywhere tax tax. Maybe this is one of the reason why people migrate out of Singapore. kanina! I'm sick of this....going to chill and clear my head off...goodbye

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Finally, after 2 and a half years of intensive soul searching, I have found what I'd really like to do in my whole life. It is something that I had created with my own curiousity, creativity, interest, trial and error with NO support from anyone. Not even my parents and relatives. This gives me satisfaction. Satisfaction guaranteed!

Like they said....

To be happy for a day, go fishing.
To be happy for a month, get married.
To be happy throughout your whole life, love your job!

My goals in life is that I want to create an empire and make a difference in my life! Hopefully I can achieve that in time to come. Maybe this can be my only passport to further my studies.....

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Alert!! Alert!! Official mass internet broadcast! Alert!! Alert!!


I'm planning and going to redesign this site again whenever I have the free time. In the meantime, enjoy what is available right now. Enjoy!

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Hate is Hate
A deadly virus!
It shakes our mental balance
Throws goodness on one side
Takes control of our inner mansion
Where only negativity reigns!
Once we fall prey to this demon
A deep division develops
Between the heart, mind and brain!

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My dream home!


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Who stole my rear bike tyre? Whoever stole it better replace it with a monster truck tyre before I pluck your ass with my giant spanner!

Out of boredness, enjoy this stupid short vid clip before I delete it!
- Click here!

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Living in this tiny green city of Singapore is very stressful. I could feel the stress chewing on my nerve cells everyday. Even if I tried to find peace staring and playing with my beautiful giant fishes, the stress is still there. I felt like Singapore is like a time bomb waiting to explode one day.

If somebody asked me whether I am a 'quitter' or a 'stayer', I would proudly said it out loud that I am a 'quitter'. If I had the chance to migrate to other country, I would do so even if it is nearby as Malaysia.

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I love McDonalds
I love Burger King
I love burgers, french fries
And onion rings

I love Taco Bell
I love KFC
When I want spring chicken
I go to Do and Mi

I love Swenson
I love BreadTalk
I love Kopi Tiam
And I love void deck Coffee Shop

I love fried chicken
And not to mention chicken rice
I love anything that had chicken in the menu
All this I can’t deny

I’m a fast food junkie!
I need a fast food fill of grease
But for the life of me
I can’t understand why I’m still skinny?

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Once a racer, always a racer!
Below is the proof.

- Stupid!
- Asshole?

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The most WANTED professional brutal killer in the world!
[Click here]

To be a professional killer, for a start, you've got to withstand blood. If u can't get a real blood, get a fake one. Below is the recipe for making fake blood-:

- 16 oz. White corn syrup (alternatively just mix sugar and water and reduce on the stove until it becomes syrupy)
- 1 oz. red food coloring
- 1 oz. washing detergent
- 1 oz. water

Add a drop of blue food colouring to create a more realistic colour. Remove the washing up liquid if you want to make edible blood. Adding condensed milk makes it less transparent and more like real blood.

WARNING!!! It is not nice to scare your mother with this.
Enjoy your blood sucking activities! muahahhahahah.....

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Observant effects of unnatural incidents that I encountered today. Take a closer look with your magnifying glass through the magic ball:

Woman smoking in a van
Windows up
Poor kids

Mother yelling at her child
Slaps his face
Bows her head in shame

Old, rugged beggar
Sitting, huddled on the street corner
Hands cupped, extended in front of him

These are real people
This is the real world
Take a closer look, shitheads!

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Labour day is a day for workers to slack the whole day with family and friends. For expected mothers, its a day for them to be in labour...ooops.hahah. I'm going to slack, chill, relax, put my legs on the table and shake my legs the whole day.

Have a nice Happy Labour Day with family and friends!

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I was just testing and curious to try out this stupid test and it turned like shit below although when I did some thinking it really reflects about my true self being. I guess machines also can be a fortune teller.

You're a Cool BF!
You're a lot of fun to hang out with and all the ladies can see that. You've got your priorities straight and can juggle both the GF and the buds. Stick to the smooth moves and you'll continue to be a guy that's in high demand.

If you want to try it out, click the links below:
For girls [click here]
For guys [click here]

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Beautiful hot and sexy innocent chick at my workplace.
Click the link below to see the hot and sexy chicks:

- Hot sexy chick
- Innocent chick

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I'm sick and tired of all this shit
Welcome to the darkside of me

A smile spawned from evil
An action born from anger
You'll spread yourself every day
To every friend and stranger

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I hate David Beckham!

Most people should know who David Beckham is but some people won't. For those of you who don't know who he is, I'll explain. David Beckham is a sissy. He really is!

I've never understood the hype that surrounds the England captain. For some reason he is seen as the best thing since sliced bread. I'm having real problems identifying with that point of view. Beckham is a good player but not really world class. The only football fans not aware of this are English. He is a one dimensional player who has been fortunate enough to be in such a good team that there is no possibility of him ever having to play in the center of midfield.

Off the pitch he is laughable. For a start, the guy married Posh spice. I never thought that a guy who could sleep with as many fine chicks including asian chicks as he wanted(for some reason) would be stupid enough to allow any woman to trap him. I mean, does the guy really know what a dick is for. The press give them enough of space and attention for even the most stupid events. I even saw a picture of him filling up his damn car with petrol. Whoopee doo, what kind of moron is actually reading about a footballer filling up his car with petrol. The thing that was most cretinous about the picture though was the ridiculous beanie hat he was wearing. He's taken to wearing the most ridiculous of clothes over the years including a sarong. The nail varnish thing was really jiffy as well. Can you really idolise a guy who wears a sarong and nail varnish, I can't. He is a sissy that was being queen control by posh spice. Haha......

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With great powers, comes great responsibility. heheh..
With my great powers, I can take over the WORLD! muahahahha...

I'm evil
I'm not bad
Not even good
I'm just evil

May the evil force be with you!

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One upon a time, 4 babies were born at Kandang Kerbau Hospital, a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. Then the head nurse had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and shouted, "Heil Hitler!". At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said, "Clean that up!"

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A tribute to my hard earned 500 bucks of my one month salary as a pirate that had flewn away in the mid-air gone for good!

We all live for money,
working from night to day,
just to get these pictured papers.
Go and ask if you think I ain't right:
money gives you everything,
love, sex, friend, and happiness,
the things we need in our lives...

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A wise man once told me, there is more to life than just girls...

I need to have a new brain and a new mind.
My brain had been smashed to bits and pieces.
I need a new activities too, to stimulate my once usually active mind and body.
How about a brain for a shushi? Anyone?

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Girls play with cute stuffs
while
Guys play with cool stuffs.......

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There there there! Don't cry, don't cry! Relax, maintain and go washed your eyes. Ouhhhhh! I'm always back with popular fresh new look demand. How about this Tornix version? Finally, I have come back to rip your eyeballs! muahahahahhahahahah......

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All alone. No one home.
I feel so hungry. I grab the phone.
I call my mom. Beg her to come home.
Please make me some food!
She yelled at me and called me rude.
She says that I know how to cook maggi!
I just need to open the cupboard and take a look.
I slam down the phone.
Again I'm alone.

As I sit, still alone.
I'm staring at the phone.
No one to call
No one to come
Free me from this boredom.
All alone. I hate it at home.
Please come rescue me
From this horrid kingdom.

Someone please come.
I'm so alone.
Free me from this boredom.
Save me and feed me.
Please oh please.......

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Arghhhhh......I've lost my hp charger! Like this how to trade-in my hp for a new one!

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What does it like to sleep
Without having to count sheep
To help you fall into a deep sleep
This dream I wish I could keep

But these stupid sheep
They don't make a peep
Altering my sleep
Which I think is really cheap

Over the fence they leap
And into my dreams they creep
What prize do they think that they'll reap?

But, who gives a damn heap
They're just sheep!!!

embekkkkkkkkk!!!

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The hand of Decepticons to the AutoBots

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Singapore? errrr..... I predict 4-0 to Japan. I support Japan! muahahahhahaha......

Nothing to do, I browse through my archives. I noticed that my entries are getting mature and mature throughout the years. From childishness to stupidness and to seriousness. This means that it is true that our lives and our mind changed through time. Apart from that, there's always a child inside us. I want my mtv!!! muahahahhahahha

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My eyes are drooling with sliver dripping out of my mouth.
I can't take my eyes off this chick!
I'm in love with this chick!

Click for a better view

Estimated cost:
$20,000+ exclusive of insurance.

Insurance cost:
Age 23.
2 years riding experience.

new R1
1st party $4178 excess $1000
2nd party $1721

1yr old R1
1st party $3109 excess $1000
2nd party $1281

But if use father name,

new R1
1st party $1995 excess $1000
2nd party $822

1 year old R1
1st party $1485 excess $1000
2nd party $612

Its going to kill me to bits and pieces.....
Can't help it! I'm going to faint......

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Theres a limit to my patience. Somebody pls drop a bomb to this FTP server. When will the FTP server be up and running!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ooooooo shit! I've allready completed my web but I can't upload it to the ftp server! damn.... Good reliable free servers are hard to find these days.... Stay tune for the magic to arise.....muahahahhahahahah

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Yesterday activation at Tekong was the worst day of my life. Because of that three stupid wak kedewak badigol so'ot, the whole of Tekong was surrounded by military personnels. This kind of men, they'd rather die with hundreds of bullets inside their body than surrendered and get caught. I get the chance to get into the jungle to do some cordone duty. This is the first time that my uniform gets dirty with mud all over.

When we heard some shouting in the jungle, hours of boredness waiting, turned into high alert ready with our arm. The most exciting part was that, I saw a man being chased by the military personnels uphill and disappeared into the jungle. Its like watching a free live action movie. The best funny part was that, when one of them saw some movements in the jungle, everybody was in high alert and waiting for the victim to fall into the trap. One of them shouted "Wak! kamu telah dikepong! Keluar dan menyerah!" a few times. In the end, it turned out to be a wild boar! muahahahahahh......he was shouting to the wild boar!

The whole day I was feeling frustrated. My off day was burned! Got to be at Kallang at 0430hrs, the whole day in the jungle without being relieved by any team or whatsoever. Got out of Tekong at roughly 2130hrs and reached home at 2400hrs and the next day still got to go to werk without any rest. But luckily, I allready book my leave in advance. I'm taking the time off from work till tuesday. I'm going to be flat the whole day at home on my bed. Any calls or disturbance or whatsoever will be ignored....Zzzzzzzzzzz...

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My experienced in life....hmmmmm
I had been exists in this world for 25 years! WoW!
Don't worry, there will be more exciting challenges to come in the near future...

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I'm itching all over my sexy body. Scratch here, scratch there, everywhere scratchety scratch! I'm blaming the weather....

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As I walk through this world of broken dreams and shattered hopes
I wonder to myself, what has the world become?
Brother selling off their sisters for pleasure
Fathers that cannot keep their hands to themselves
Mothers decide that suicide is the only way out
Children growing up in a world where they can't be themselves
This is what the world has become
I don't know if its worth living anymore
If I do, I'll probably only see the Earth's destruction
Why terrorism?
Why weapons of mass destruction?
Why create things like the atom bomb?
Is it all just so we can feel like we're superior when we go to bed at night?
Is it so we can feel safe under our thirteen hundred dollar bedsheets while others go hungry?
No, its stupidity and selfishness
Just things in human nature
Few realized these problems and those that do can't do much to change it
Of course humans will be the cause of the Earth's death
Its already been mapped out in the stars
So, I guess I'll just sit back, shake my legs and enjoy the ride.....

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WARNING FOR MEN!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers, men will often succumb to desire to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking Beer men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

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What are you doing there?
What are you reading now?
So how’s your life?
Want to try out mine?
Don’t worry
I won’t really mind
Complicated times
All the different sequences
I’ll admit it
I’m guilty
Of what!
I’m not quite sure of it yet
Can you tell me please?
Just what’s wrong with me?
Send the doc to me
Oh! Examine me
Find this ulcer
Causing these discrepancies
I don’t know me from where I am
Who am I today?
Right now?
Do you understand?
I don’t
That’s who I am
Hello!
Hey!
Hi!
Do you understand?

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