Ah Seng: e-joi, let me ask you a question.e-joi: About sex?Ah Seng: No, lah! How do you put a giraffe into a fridge?e-joi: Don’t know.Ah Seng: You open the door, shove the giraffe in, then you close it. Now let me ask you another question…how do you add an elephant into the fridge if you can only put one animal in it?e-joi: Open the door, shove the elephant in, and close the door.Ah Seng: No! You open the door, take the giraffe out, then shove the elephant in and close it. Now, if you were on a...
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Superman stunt
I just uploaded my ala-superman stunt video at youtube. It is taken while on the way back home from melaka at 140km/hr with my kakis across the north south highway. Enjoy!!!...*note: Kids, don't try this at home! Parental guidance is advis...
Saturday, July 22, 2006
Friday, July 21, 2006
Trade emotions
Once again, I'm back again to do the usual trades.Have stop trading for 3 weeks now and if I continued previously of what is bugging me, I will be skrewed and more skrewed.Never ever let emotions take over the concentration of a trade.Now everything seems fine. My head is cleared of all dilemma. All the trades that had been executed had closed with...
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Changes sux
I think I need to get my life straight.I need to start thinkin of my future.No more dilly dally here and there.I can see that everyone that I knew off had move on being busy with their own life.I too need to move on and get a life of my own.This sux.....How times had changed.I too need to fit in and adjust myself with the new changes...
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Believe in myself
Success is more important than ever, but I don't have to put too much pressure on myself.As always, it's important for me to succeed right now -- but it's even more important for me to avoid putting too much pressure on myself. Go easy! Pressure, stress and self-doubt are my biggest enemies right now, and they could cause a bit of a landslide if I'm not careful. The good news is that I had already have all the power I need to conquer anything -- it's deep inside of me (whether you believe it or...
How to start an Internet Business and have it be successfull
Starting an internet business is no different than starting a regular business. It's going to take start up money and you won't get rich overnight. You have to find a program that works for you and then work that program. Start by doing an internet search with search terms like "internet marketing", "affiliate marketing" etc. I suggest starting with affiliate marketing for several reasons.Affiliate marketing has really taken off over the past couple of years. And this has all happened without a...
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Greatest moment...
Love is the greatest feeling,Love is like a movieplay,Love is what I feel for you,Each and every day,Love is like a smile,Love is like a song,Love is a great emotion,That keeps us going strong,What you feel is what I feel,I love you with my heart,My body and my soul,I love the way I keep loving,Like a love I can't control,So remember when your eyes meet mine,I love you with all my heart,And I have poured my entire soul into you,Right from the very start,You have melt my heart,You have captured everything,I...
Boh tai boh chee wah chua lang lor
Lim peh kia lih see chin suay seowBuah mee hong see kwee kah tuaTzah kee kee lai loh song hongBoh pian poon ai kee cho kangBu koh tong cheng lang tam poh ka buay chia ka keeGong zi goo see pei pai tiah eh wayAh see lee suay-suay song hong, ka sao, sio goon goonLee poon ai lang tong cheng lee chiao kor ...
Monday, July 17, 2006
No point...
I've paid my NS duesAnd Reservist timeI've done my sentenceBut committed no crimeAnd bad mistakesThey made a fewKicked in my faceBut I've come throughAnd I need to go on and on and on and on...
Sunday, July 16, 2006
Late hours cookin session
Late hours cookin session. I just lurve this dark quiet ambience pic. Theres no one else except me and the sound of heated wok. It feels like theres an angel shining from above the wok. My stomach will be filled with full of hope when I had done with the cookin. woohooo glasias....
Saturday, July 15, 2006
Life of a Singaporean
In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),And most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD) and get more from you.So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE)?With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),Which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks...
Die lah like that
There was this case in a hospital's intensive care ward where patients always died in the same bed and always on Friday mornings, regardless of their medical conditions.This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. So the doctors decided to go down to that particular ward to investigate the cause.Come Friday morning, everyone at the hospital ward nervously waited for the terrible phenomenon to occur again. Some held wooden crosses, prayer books and other...
Friday, July 14, 2006
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Pissed with paypal
Whats up with paypal anyway!Last year, they had frozen my account together with my liquid assets and they demand some verification documents to get it unfrozen since Im dealing with huge transactions in and out of my account. But what the f*#k! and now they are sending me email notifying me that my account had been block and I couldnt access my account. And yes its no phishing email. My account really was BLOCK! Again as usual they demand some valid documents to get it unblock. But what the f*&k....
My forgetter
My forgetter's getting better but my rememberer is broke,To you that may seem funny but, to me, that is no joke.For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there",And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer!Often times I walk into a room, say "what am I here for?"I wrack my brain, but all in vain a zero, is my score.At times I put something away where it is safe, but, Gee!The person it is safest from, generally, is me!When shopping I may see someone, say "Hi" and have...
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
I think I'm screwed
I think I'm screwedDo you think I'm screwed?Oh yes, I'm screwed!Whatever it is, I'm screwedWhenever it is, I'm screwedWherever it is, I'm totally SCREWED!Now get me a screw driver cos I'm screwed...
Monday, July 10, 2006
Italy won 2006 world cup
Yey!Italy had won the 2006 world cup just as expected.I told you so. You should put your whole bank on Italy.Do you know why?Because the mafia is closely watching the game and all eyes is on the referree.muahahahahahhah........Zidane and France is finished. Totally screwed! haha.....
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Horoscope????
I came across this horoscope of mine,The Bottom LineThe problems of other people can give you a nice breather from your current drama.In DetailEvery once in a while, it's okay to be entertained by the soap opera lives of others. There are some particularly juicy real-life storylines going on around you, and today you get an inside glimpse at a few details. But this emotional eavesdropping isn't so much a gossip-fest as a cautionary tale. Certain aspects of a situation ring a familiar note with your...
Friday, July 07, 2006
Some facts or fictions
Guy facts: When a guy calls uhe wants to be with youWhen a guy is quiet,He's listening to you...When a guy is not arguing,He realizes he's wrongWhen a guy says, "I'm fine," after a few minutes,he means itWhen a guy stares at you,he thinks you're the most beautiful thing in the worldWhen you're laying your head on a guy's chesthe has the worldWhen a guy calls you everydayhe is in loveWhen a (good) guy say he loves youhe means itWhen a guy says he can't live without youhe's with you till your doneWhen...
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Viva le France
Yey......France wins last night match against PortoViva le FranceNow its Italy against France in the world cup final.hmmmm......I'll go for the Italia...
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
How to stay young
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them!"2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." 4. Enjoy the simple things.5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person,...
Comfort zone
I've decided to reveal some of my secrets. This is a screenshot taken from one of my accounts and see it to believe it yourself. Oh yes! those digits is in USD and not in SGD orite. I am sick and tired of all the peeps that kept asking me about my occupation. Which company I work with and blahblahblah and so on. Well to tell you the truth, I am a slack...
Private Play
When I was a little boySnuggled safe in bedThey said, I should play with my soldiersIf I wanted to get aheadI looked down at my soldiersGenerals and Majors and saidSquad! Attention!.....oooops....
Turning the tables
What??? Italy wins against Germans!hmmmmm....So it is really the bookmakers' game now.Majority including myself expected the germans to win the game.So they must have rip millions and billions of mojos from last night game huh.Ok, now I must set my thinking to the bookmakers way of thinking for the coming games.I too want some share from it. So reserve some for me......muahahahahhPorto-France.... I'll go for Fra...
Tuesday, July 04, 2006
Show me the money
1 for you, 2 for me.1 for you, 5 for me.1 for you, all for me!muahahahahh.....What??? Thats right. Thats 7k total all in 50 bucks notes in my hands.To tell you the truth, that is the second biggest amount that I have ever held in my hands. My hands are really shaking man. I need a personal bodyguard to protect me from all the mafias scums and shitheads.Ok...
Monday, July 03, 2006
What????
sigh..... Argentina is allready out of the world cup. They had the game in their hand but WTF!!! the bookmaker had turn around the game. There is sooo many signals going on in that battlefield. Same goes to the Brazil-France game. Its a bookmakers' game now. Good luck to whoever put their whole bank in that ga...
Why Parents Go Grey
The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees aboutAn urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello.""Is your daddy home?" he asked."Yes," whispered the small voice."May I talk with him?"The child whispered, "No."Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your mommy there?""Yes.""May I talk with her?"Again the small voice whispered, "No."Hoping there was somebody with whom...
Plain, simple or lazy.....
Pls dont keep asking me why my site is plain and simple compared to last time.I just dont have the mood to decorate it with some themes or something.......Im just lazy with no mood. Thats all......
Sunday, July 02, 2006
Living in 2006
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you...
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)
