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Wednesday, December 01, 2004
Saturday, October 09, 2004
Hate is Hate
A deadly virus!
It shakes our mental balance
Throws goodness on one side
Takes control of our inner mansion
Where only negativity reigns!
Once we fall prey to this demon
A deep division develops
Between the heart, mind and brai...
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Thursday, July 08, 2004
Who stole my rear bike tyre? Whoever stole it better replace it with a monster truck tyre before I pluck your ass with my giant spanner!
Out of boredness, enjoy this stupid short vid clip before I delete it!
- Click he...
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Living in this tiny green city of Singapore is very stressful. I could feel the stress chewing on my nerve cells everyday. Even if I tried to find peace staring and playing with my beautiful giant fishes, the stress is still there. I felt like Singapore is like a time bomb waiting to explode one day.
If somebody asked me whether I am a 'quitter' or a 'stayer', I would proudly said it out loud that I am a 'quitter'. If I had the chance to migrate to other country, I would do so even if it is nearby...
Friday, May 21, 2004
I love McDonalds
I love Burger King
I love burgers, french fries
And onion rings
I love Taco Bell
I love KFC
When I want spring chicken
I go to Do and Mi
I love Swenson
I love BreadTalk
I love Kopi Tiam
And I love void deck Coffee Shop
I love fried chicken
And not to mention chicken rice
I love anything that had chicken in the menu
All this I can’t deny
I’m a fast food junkie!
I need a fast food fill of grease
But for the life of me
I can’t understand why I’m still skin...
Thursday, May 13, 2004
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
The most WANTED professional brutal killer in the world!
[Click here]
To be a professional killer, for a start, you've got to withstand blood. If u can't get a real blood, get a fake one. Below is the recipe for making fake blood-:
- 16 oz. White corn syrup (alternatively just mix sugar and water and reduce on the stove until it becomes syrupy)
- 1 oz. red food coloring
- 1 oz. washing detergent
- 1 oz. water
Add a drop of blue food colouring to create a more realistic colour. Remove the...
Sunday, May 02, 2004
Observant effects of unnatural incidents that I encountered today. Take a closer look with your magnifying glass through the magic ball:
Woman smoking in a van
Windows up
Poor kids
Mother yelling at her child
Slaps his face
Bows her head in shame
Old, rugged beggar
Sitting, huddled on the street corner
Hands cupped, extended in front of him
These are real people
This is the real world
Take a closer look, shithea...
Saturday, May 01, 2004
Labour day is a day for workers to slack the whole day with family and friends. For expected mothers, its a day for them to be in labour...ooops.hahah. I'm going to slack, chill, relax, put my legs on the table and shake my legs the whole day.
Have a nice Happy Labour Day with family and frien...
Friday, April 30, 2004
I was just testing and curious to try out this stupid test and it turned like shit below although when I did some thinking it really reflects about my true self being. I guess machines also can be a fortune teller.
You're a Cool BF!
You're a lot of fun to hang out with and all the ladies can see that. You've got your priorities straight and can juggle both the GF and the buds. Stick to the smooth moves and you'll continue to be a guy that's in high demand.
If you want to try it out, click the...
Wednesday, April 28, 2004
Beautiful hot and sexy innocent chick at my workplace.
Click the link below to see the hot and sexy chicks:
- Hot sexy chick
- Innocent ch...
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
I'm sick and tired of all this shit
Welcome to the darkside of me
A smile spawned from evil
An action born from anger
You'll spread yourself every day
To every friend and strang...
Monday, April 26, 2004
I hate David Beckham!
Most people should know who David Beckham is but some people won't. For those of you who don't know who he is, I'll explain. David Beckham is a sissy. He really is!
I've never understood the hype that surrounds the England captain. For some reason he is seen as the best thing since sliced bread. I'm having real problems identifying with that point of view. Beckham is a good player but not really world class. The only football fans not aware of this are English. He is a one...
Friday, April 23, 2004
With great powers, comes great responsibility. heheh..
With my great powers, I can take over the WORLD! muahahahha...
I'm evil
I'm not bad
Not even good
I'm just evil
May the evil force be with yo...
Thursday, April 22, 2004
One upon a time, 4 babies were born at Kandang Kerbau Hospital, a German, a Jewish, a Filipino and a Singaporean. However, someone mixed up the babies by mistake, and the nurses couldn't differentiate between them. Then the head nurse had a bright idea. She lined the babies up in front of her and shouted, "Heil Hitler!". At hearing this, the German baby raised his arm in a salute, while the Jewish baby soiled his diapers. In the meantime, the Singaporean baby turned to the Filipino baby and said,...
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
A tribute to my hard earned 500 bucks of my one month salary as a pirate that had flewn away in the mid-air gone for good!
We all live for money,
working from night to day,
just to get these pictured papers.
Go and ask if you think I ain't right:
money gives you everything,
love, sex, friend, and happiness,
the things we need in our lives...
Friday, April 16, 2004
A wise man once told me, there is more to life than just girls...
I need to have a new brain and a new mind.
My brain had been smashed to bits and pieces.
I need a new activities too, to stimulate my once usually active mind and body.
How about a brain for a shushi? Anyo...
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Monday, April 12, 2004
There there there! Don't cry, don't cry! Relax, maintain and go washed your eyes. Ouhhhhh! I'm always back with popular fresh new look demand. How about this Tornix version? Finally, I have come back to rip your eyeballs! muahahahahhahahahah......
Saturday, April 10, 2004
All alone. No one home.
I feel so hungry. I grab the phone.
I call my mom. Beg her to come home.
Please make me some food!
She yelled at me and called me rude.
She says that I know how to cook maggi!
I just need to open the cupboard and take a look.
I slam down the phone.
Again I'm alone.
As I sit, still alone.
I'm staring at the phone.
No one to call
No one to come
Free me from this boredom.
All alone. I hate it at home.
Please come rescue me
From this horrid kingdom.
Someone...
Tuesday, April 06, 2004
Arghhhhh......I've lost my hp charger! Like this how to trade-in my hp for a new o...
Saturday, April 03, 2004
What does it like to sleep
Without having to count sheep
To help you fall into a deep sleep
This dream I wish I could keep
But these stupid sheep
They don't make a peep
Altering my sleep
Which I think is really cheap
Over the fence they leap
And into my dreams they creep
What prize do they think that they'll reap?
But, who gives a damn heap
They're just sheep!!!
embekkkkkkkkk!!!...
Thursday, April 01, 2004
The hand of Decepticons to the AutoBots
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Singapore? errrr..... I predict 4-0 to Japan. I support Japan! muahahahhahaha......
Nothing to do, I browse through my archives. I noticed that my entries are getting mature and mature throughout the years. From childishness to stupidness and to seriousness. This means that it is true that our lives and our mind changed through time. Apart from that, there's always a child inside us. I want my mtv!!! muahahahhaha...
Friday, March 26, 2004
My eyes are drooling with sliver dripping out of my mouth.
I can't take my eyes off this chick!
I'm in love with this chick!
Click for a better view
Estimated cost:
$20,000+ exclusive of insurance.
Insurance cost:
Age 23.
2 years riding experience.
new R1
1st party $4178 excess $1000
2nd party $1721
1yr old R1
1st party $3109 excess $1000
2nd...
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
Theres a limit to my patience. Somebody pls drop a bomb to this FTP server. When will the FTP server be up and running!!!!!!!!!...
Monday, March 22, 2004
ooooooo shit! I've allready completed my web but I can't upload it to the ftp server! damn.... Good reliable free servers are hard to find these days.... Stay tune for the magic to arise.....muahahahhahaha...
Saturday, March 20, 2004
Yesterday activation at Tekong was the worst day of my life. Because of that three stupid wak kedewak badigol so'ot, the whole of Tekong was surrounded by military personnels. This kind of men, they'd rather die with hundreds of bullets inside their body than surrendered and get caught. I get the chance to get into the jungle to do some cordone duty. This is the first time that my uniform gets dirty with mud all over.
When we heard some shouting in the jungle, hours of boredness waiting, turned...
Wednesday, March 17, 2004
My experienced in life....hmmmmm
I had been exists in this world for 25 years! WoW!
Don't worry, there will be more exciting challenges to come in the near future...
Monday, March 15, 2004
I'm itching all over my sexy body. Scratch here, scratch there, everywhere scratchety scratch! I'm blaming the weather....
Thursday, March 11, 2004
As I walk through this world of broken dreams and shattered hopes
I wonder to myself, what has the world become?
Brother selling off their sisters for pleasure
Fathers that cannot keep their hands to themselves
Mothers decide that suicide is the only way out
Children growing up in a world where they can't be themselves
This is what the world has become
I don't know if its worth living anymore
If I do, I'll probably only see the Earth's destruction
Why terrorism?
Why weapons of mass destruction?...
Saturday, March 06, 2004
WARNING FOR MEN!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs." Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have...
Friday, March 05, 2004
Hi!
Hey!
Hello!
What are you doing there?
What are you reading now?
So how’s your life?
Want to try out mine?
Don’t worry
I won’t really mind
Complicated times
All the different sequences
I’ll admit it
I’m guilty
Of what!
I’m not quite sure of it yet
Can you tell me please?
Just what’s wrong with me?
Send the doc to me
Oh! Examine me
Find this ulcer
Causing these discrepancies
I don’t know me from where I am
Who am I today?
Right now?
Do you understand?
I don’t
That’s who I am
Hello!
Hey!
Hi!
Do...
Monday, March 01, 2004
Saturday, February 28, 2004
Went for my practical lesson at BBDC and I was shocked when my own instructor asked me whether I was from Shuqun Primary. Yes, I was from that school but who the hell is he? I saw his name tag and it stated Zhang Dawei. That doesn't sounds familiar to me either. Couldn't be my former classmate as he appeared to be older than me! Trying to flash back my memories but it appeared to be full of question marks????????...
Friday, February 27, 2004
Uuurghhhhhhhhhh..............I'm having a BAD LUCK day!
Why does I get so gan cheong easily!
Why does I kept doing silly things without thinking of the consequences!
Why does I get all the blamed!
Why must be me!
What is happening to me!!!
Ni maciam nak kena mandi bunga.......
Thursday, February 26, 2004
My first babe is a dirtster
My second babe is a roadster
Next will be a racer...
Click for a larger view!
A beauty.....
The only source to let go my inner heart and sou...
Saturday, February 21, 2004
A lot of unexpected stuff had happened to me for these passed few days. One of it was that my grandpa had passed away. I still remembered the times when I was a little kid, not reading the Qur'an properly and get beaten with his magic stick. Ouchhhh! But the most important was that I thanked him for passing his knowledge to me and teaching me the religion/religious, from Muqaddam to Qur'an. My grandpa was really good at mathematics. Because of him, I did very well in my math during my primary school...
Thursday, February 19, 2004
It's time for a new look again! I'm rebuilding my web all over from scratch. Stay tune for the magic while stocks la...
Tuesday, February 17, 2004
Some read books throughout the night
Praying tomorrow will be all right
While others talk on the phone for hours
Claiming it has special powers
Some spend their days fixing cars
And waste their night in local bars
While others pretend to be insane
So they won't have to feel the pain
Some use their suppressions
To relieve their depressions
While others use projection
For their own protection
Loneliness is emptiness
Loneliness is feelings of uselessness
Loneliness can be indifference
But worst...
Monday, February 16, 2004
Arghhhh.....I've lost my favourite sandals! Who could have stole it? I'm giving away a sum of $1,000,000 to whoever have found it and return it to ...
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Call it a defect
Call it a sin
Call it a virus that lives deep within
Call it a problem
Because its for the blame
Maybe its the reason you're put to shame
Call it degrading
Call it a joke
Call it naughty words that should not be spoken
Call it a liar
Call it a thief
Call it the reason for all your grief
Call it nothing
Call it plain
Tell me its the reason you've gone insane
Call it what you will
Call it what you like
But just remember what I call it
I call it 'my damn life'........
Wednesday, February 11, 2004
I'm not the type of person to take it to heart
I'm not the type of person to look like the model
I'm not the type of person who wants a public life
I'm not the type of person to like compliments
I'm not the type of person who wants to lie
I'm not the type of person who wants to change
There's a lot more to me, but I need a book to explain
So this is just a shit poem with the beginning insight of me
You won't understand me so don't try
Maybe if you read this you might understand me more...
Tuesday, February 10, 2004
What had happened to the world? First its SARS. Now its bird flu virus. Whats next? I can't live without chickens dammit! Chickens kept me alive throughout my entire life. I owe it to the chicke...
Sunday, February 08, 2004
I'm feeling sooo tired and sleepy. Just reached home from Johor.
Last night went up to JB with two of my friends. Once reaching there, we changed our money at the money changer and off to Las Kopek to have our dinner and supper! We eat like theres no tomorrow! After that went for shopping. Then off to pump petrol. Ouh...it felt sooooo good to have a full tank! Went up to Taman Pelangi to chill for a while. No plans! Then we went to chalet. Reached there about 1am. Watched Torque and Janji Diana....
Friday, February 06, 2004
Drops of water dripping down on me
Darkness is all that I can see
While my blood runs cold through my vains
I hear the soft beating of the pouring rains
I try to get up but I'm being pulled down
by the relentless embrace of the cold damn bloody ground
My soul cries out in mournfull despair
No one hears me, no one is there..........
I don't exist in this reality
My life is not a mortality
I hate myself for being like this
Feeling so low with full of shits
I got madder and madder as hate filled my...
I am thinking about this slogan 'A career that commands respect'. Respect my ASS! You got to polish so many years of your superior ass to get respected. What the toooot!
I am a workaholic. I am a 'siow On' workaholic. I'm giving it 100% in everything that I do or else, I will feel uneasy an unsatisfied. I'm beginning to feel so tense. I'd better slowed down a lil bit before going to be breakdown.
I need to have a longgggg break from all this shitty crappy cr...
Wednesday, February 04, 2004
Tuesday, February 03, 2004
Urghhhh....Tomorrow shooting. Dammit! My off day will be burn just like that. I'd rather spend my off day rolling on my bed hiding under the blanket than spending a few hours shooting and wasting the bullets all over the place. I don't like to be disturb during my off day dammit! arghhhh......Who should I kill tomorr...
People thinks that I m silly,
To hold on something not so worthy.
They even think it’s a pity,
That I wouldn't face the reality.
Now, that its left, is just me and my pitiful fi...
Sunday, February 01, 2004
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack went down
And broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!
Hahahahahah.....the moral of the story is "Don't be too clumsy lah!"
Wonder why this nursery rhym suddenly pop inside my head! Maybe because there's always a kid inside of us....
Have a merry Hari Raya Haji! hmmmmm....I don't even know what that is anymore. I have lost track of the calendar, days, months, weeks, hours and minutes. I guess I'm going to celebrate this holiday...
Tuesday, January 27, 2004
There's so many things going on inside my head right now. I'm thinking and planning of doing this and that but have not yet even start doing even a single thing! I think because of my mood. I need something to boost my mood to start doing something. narghhhhhh! I don't think so. I think because of the weather. I am blaming the weather. The weather...
Monday, January 26, 2004
Today I spent about $280 Singapore dollars just for my bike inspection plus renewing my insurance and my road tax. While waiting for my turn, for my bike inspection, I saw this traffic police kept staring at me like as though I had done something wrong. I stared at him back...hahahha Don't play punk with me even though you are the law enforcer! ooooooooooooh I'm not scared. Anyway I hate police! He kept looking at me and looking at my bike as though looking for something suspicious. Hey mr Law Enforcer!...
Friday, January 23, 2004
Having a computer without an internet account is useless! You can't do much with it. Better let me have that computer! Hahahaha......
Thinking about making a new layout again! hmmmmm.... Last time I used to have a tagboard at my site but due to the fuctub unreliable host, I removed it. Now, must I get one tagboard for myself aga...
Thursday, January 22, 2004
Yesterday, the whole night on the eve of Chinese New Year, chatting all the way talk cock about ghosts. Hahah...pretty creepy freaky. Till I can't sleep the whole night and goosebumps all the way. Even hearing a slight tingling sounds made me shocked till my heart dropped. I do believe in this shit. Some of my teammates never believe in this shit cos maybe they never experienced it before. Hahahahah....
Oh well, I wished all those celebrated Chinese New Year a Happy Gong Xi Fa Cai and to those...
Monday, January 19, 2004
Bloody puke of the day-:
3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start. Bang!
They started to ran like they never did before. At the 80 meter mark, the British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted, 'Long live the Queen' and died.
At 90 meters, the Japanese was shot. Before...
Saturday, January 17, 2004
I think I'm stucked in the middle of the timezone. Since my enlistment in National Service, I don't even remember or keeping track of the day, year or date anymore. Everyday seems the same ol days. Public holidays and even weekends felt like normal working days. Sometimes during my precious off day, I had to go back to work and it was *burn* just like that. Upon typing this shit, I've just realized that I'm turning 25th this year! Ouuuh...time really flies sooooo fast! Anyway what is the day and...
Thursday, January 15, 2004
After a long tuff day of In-service training today, my whole body and limbs felt like want to devour anything that came through my path. I need to top up the energy that had been used during the tortured period. After reaching home, the first thing that came through my mind is food glorious food! Hahaha..... But now kinda feeling like want to eat ice-cream! Ouuuuuh! Where is that Ah-pek ice-cream! Ah-pek! You can run but you can't hide. muahahahah! I'm here to eat all your ice-creammmmmm........let...
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Updated the gallery again! This time filled it with faces of my true self throughout the bloody damn yea...
Today patrol set is a *kerinting* set. A chiabor and the other who is just a passenger on board. I guess, today, I will be doing the work all by myself. Take boat by myself, take equipment by myself and not to mention check wak-kedewak vessel all by myself. I'm going solo man today. All out attack! NO MERCY! muahahahahahh...
Monday, January 12, 2004
For the past few straight days, I had been feeling *Emo*. I had been seeing Mandy Moore pics, in magazines, Tvs, Ads, Internet....etc urghhhh all over the place! Which remind me of her. Why does this thing kept coming back to my dysfunctional memory since I had been long forgotten about her around 3-4 years back? In between the vision of my eyes, I saw her whenever I saw miss Mandy. Dammit dammit dammit! Urghhhhh.....I don't care anymore! Please please please no more miss Mandy tomorrow. I hate...
Saturday, January 10, 2004
Webupdate
I had been ransacking and browsing through the contents inside my computer and found some flash junks that I had been working or experimenting on before, for the pasts years. Its for me to put it up and for you to see it. Well here it is!
Flash junkies->walla!
And I also added some pics to my gallery. Click here to see i...
Wednesday, January 07, 2004
I'm having a headache planning what to wear for the Dinner and Dance night.....hmmm. Should I go and buy new clothes or just ransack my cupboard to see whats available and suitable for that night. If I buy new clothes it will be a waste of money just to wear only for that night. Shit! I hate this kind of function. Its giving me headac...
My mood is low. The anger inside of me felt like its going to erupt anytime like a time bomb waiting to be explode. Whatever that made me felt like this, is going to be regret for whatever they had done. I don't have the mood to crack jokes and talk cock anymore. They are all gone! Trying to cheer myself up but my inner and self expression doesn't seems like cheering. I'd better channel this anger to my guitar before somebody gets hu...
Friday, January 02, 2004
Ouh shit! Tomorrow I am having a 4.8km charity run and I have not prepared for it yet. haha... It had been a long time about 8 months ago since I stop running long distances. My stamina will be quite low this time. Oh well, I guess I huff and I puff and I'll try to endure all the way till the finish line.
To all dudes and dudets who start school today, I wish u all a Happy back to school days and don't forget to start polishing the brain.haha.... Ouuuuuuh I mizz school da...
Thursday, January 01, 2004
2004.....hmmmmmm
My life will be about the sun, the sea, the coast, the boat, the islands, guns, ammos and the natural surroundings that god had created. ameeeeeeen
I'm aiming for steersman so that I had achieved something during my NS years. Thats why I wanted to transfer out of office hours and go back to the te...
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