Wednesday, December 31, 2003

No wonder I dreamt of Superman! Muhammad Faizal bin Hashim wasa Smart Super Heroin a past life.Discover your past lives @ Quiz ...
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Tuesday, December 30, 2003

I'm so happy and glad to work on New Year's Eve. WoW! Got to keep my eyes alert at all times! Haha.... Labrador Park+World Trade+Sentosa=crowd+chicks+bikinis+romance+party +hanky-panky stuff! fuyoooooooo.....Its only once in a lifetime. So a warning to you guys. We are watching YOU! hahah....... Lets open the new chapter of the year book 2004! I wish u all HAPPY NEW YE...
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I am sick with the old layout! Waaaaaaaalla! Here it is. What! Did my eyes played tricks on ...
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Monday, December 29, 2003

Message to smokers from my email-: MOST smokers sincerely want to quit. They know cigarettes threaten their health, set a bad example for their children, annoy their acquaintances and cost an inordinate amount of money. Nobody can force a smoker to quit. It's something each person has to decide for himself, and will require a personal commitment by the smoker. What kind of smoker are you? What do you get out of smoking? What does it do for you? It is important to identify what you use smoking...
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Sunday, December 28, 2003

Our own troubles sometimes weigh heavily upon us. If we let them, our troubles can drag us down to the extent that we are anything but cheerful. Everyone faces troubles or challenges at some point in their lives. If you compared your troubles, or challenges, with those of others, you would surely find that there are those whose troubles make yours look like minor inconveniences. I had come across a person who felt sorry for himself because he had no shoes, but then again, I met the man who had...
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Friday, December 26, 2003

Right now, I've come to realize that I had reached the stage where I will see my friend one by one becoming elses husband or wife. On this coming 28th of December, one of my teammate who is one year older than me will be getting married. And another on the 4th of January 2004, my friend whom I had known her for about 4 years since polydays also getting married! Urgh...I had headache! My head feels like going to crack into 2 coconut shells after attempting the online SAT test. I dunno that it was...
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This is a story about four people named, Somebody, Everybody, Anybody and Nobody. There was one important job to be done. Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about it because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it. Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done....
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Thursday, December 25, 2003

The shit story-: One day, Ahmad & Ah Seng were walking down the street when they saw something in their path. "Wait!" cried Ahmad. "Wat is that huh?" "Yah hor! Be careful hor," warned Ah Seng. "Wat is it?" They approached the thing and looked at it very closely. "Eee.. look like shit lah!" said Ahmad. "Hmmm..smell like shit also!" said Ah Seng after taking a deep breathe. Ahmad then poked the thing with his one finger, raised the finger to his lips, tasted it and said, "Tastes...
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Wednesday, December 24, 2003

Tale from a seaman-: Ah Beng, Mat and Muthu were at sea when they were hijacked by a group of pirates. The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!" The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus!" Mat quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea. Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered...
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Monday, December 22, 2003

Today, I accompanied my friend to the polyclinic. There are so many people from different breed of life and different kind of sickness at the polyclinic. One thing for sure that caught my drooling eyes was that there is this little old man wandering around alone in the crowded place. Not only that he was old, he was hunchback and nobody accompanied him there. He was all alone. My eyes kept following him everywhere he goes and seem can't take him of my sight. Waiting for a chance to get into action...
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Sunday, December 21, 2003

I've added tons of beautiful snapshot sceneries all extracted out from my handy nokia 7250. Check it out while stocks last! Now feeling good and fresh after taking bre...
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Saturday, December 20, 2003

Hellooooooooo......I'm baccccccccck! Now feeling fresh with a new damn look after taking a break! Finally I had completed another new layout design for my site because I am sick of the old layout. Haha.....I called it "Pixelated Dysfunctional". Check it out! No more www.krank8k.vze.com. Its now www.jai.wronger.com. Take note of that! Now everything on this site are all about me, myself, my world and my bloody damn fuck tub life! yeahoooooo......
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Wednesday, December 17, 2003

I'm going for a short or maybe a long break from all this shit! Goodbye......
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Tuesday, December 16, 2003

Today, nobody is at home. I'm alone with no food to eat! Going to starve the whole day! Got to werx later but yet no food to eat to fill my hunger stomach! Damn......Got to find food! here foody foody foody foody.....
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Monday, December 15, 2003

What is the difference between wearing a tinted visor helmet and sunglasses when riding? I was stopped by TP because of using tinted visor for my helmet. Because of that, I fight back telling him why he is wearing sunglasses when riding. Isn't it the same? Instead of getting a warning, I've got a ticket worth of $50 just for that. I took the ticket, crumple it and put it inside my IU unit. Hahahahah...... Fuck the law! I hate POLICE! I am glad that I've got back my cellphone line back! Thanks...
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Sunday, December 14, 2003

I was bored so I decided to fill out this survey. Feel free to steal it, fill it out, and post it on your blog. Leave me a note so I can read yours. muahahahahah.. **********YOU********** 1. Nicknames? acai, t0ng, def 2. B-day? March 22nd, 1979 3. Age? 24 4. Sex: male 5. Parents: Getting Older 6. Where do u live? Western part of Singapore 7. What school do you attend? kindergarten, primary, secondary up to tertiary 8. Siblings and their ages? Too many to describe 9. Pets? Fishes 10. Zodiac sign:...
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I am out of blogging ink. I dunno what to blog anymore. Sometimes I dunno what I am blogging about. Gonna take a short break for now. Till then.......... Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gi...
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Friday, December 12, 2003

I'm surprised to know that Singapore is the largest makers of landmines despite of being such a small teeny weeny small fry. It made landmines and sell it to ther countries. So this is how they make money huh! Who knows one day while you were walking and you step on one of that shit and that shit KABOOM! If you are not dead then you are physically disabled throughout your whole life! Blame it to the bloody fucking government then.....
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WoW! Its true that I spent 4 years in college! My future is soooooooooo bright! muakakakakkakakakkaka. This is pathetic.... see below-: Your future occupation by meteoricYour nameYour future occupationPresidentYearly income$222,978Hours per week you work13EducationUp to 4 years of collegeCreated with quill18's MemeG...
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Rubbish! This is sick....brutal beb brutal!...muakakakakkakaka! Died at the age of 80+. hmmm Only 1 attend my funeral! could be the death angel. and I am rich! Fuyoooooooo...muakakakakkakakakkakak see below-: What will your Funeral be like? by rashockUsernameYou will die by:You body was found mangled in a brutal death from an insane lover or jealous...
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I've been hypnotized! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$Business, money $$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...
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Planning to write a true story of supernatural forces that I had experienced or encountered before but my brains are toooo tired. I'm starting to headbanging in front of my PC. Maybe next time. Sleepingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........................
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Thursday, December 11, 2003

Helloooooooo world.................right now my brain is under servicing to fill up my thoughts here. Goodb...
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Tuesday, December 09, 2003

This sexy body of mine which I adored for 24 years is filled with poison! Poison which my brain thought that it is food. Nutrients for the body. There are 2 kinds of shit and that is addicted and habit. I can stop taking it for a long period of time but once my nose smell it or my eyes saw it, my body will scream for hunger! Day by day, it suck the life out of my body. It is not good for the body. Slowly I'm trying to quit and quitting is the best answer. Once you are hook, it is difficult to get...
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Monday, December 08, 2003

In the starry night Under the moonlight Shadows appears beyond the light Darkness falls beneath the shadow The stream of goth made me felt hollow Till tomorrow......
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Friday, December 05, 2003

Today, I've been threatened by Starhub. My outgoing calls are being held as hostage. They demand a ransom sum of three digit number to be paid immediately or else they will kill my favourite cellphone number...... muahahhahahahah. May the CID help me in getting back my favourite property! Rest in peace my cellphone...muahahahahh...
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Thursday, December 04, 2003

Awwwwwww..... Aching here, aching there, aching everywhere! I feel and walk like a robot. My body are stiff. I need body massage.....
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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

I am in deep shit! Where am I going to get that much of mojos. They don't really grow on trees. Now, I can't contact the humans, but the humans can contact me! They do really know how to make mojos by extracting mojos from us! Even the sharks are better than them! Dammit......
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What the toooooooot! I'm going for a free server hunting again! Dammit.....just received a notice that the current server will be expired in another 2 weeks! Dammit........... Good reliable free servers are hard to find! arghhhhhhh.....dam...
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A friend of mine asked me if there is dolphins in Singapore. Yes, there is. Pink dolphins. They are also available in the wild waters of Singapore. I've also seen them before while performing my duty. They are really friendly creatures of the sea. They are also kept in captivity in Sentosa. Talking about fish, I think I can communicate with fishes. Haha.... My fishes that I kept at home seems to understand and recognise me and they also seems to like me a lot compare to my other siblings. Sometimes...
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Monday, December 01, 2003

A little bit of this. A little bit of that. The mole on my lip. The mole on my head. The mole under my eyes. The mole on my hands. Urghh! My moles are Everywhere! What? The same thing that I do everyday. To conquer the WORLD using my moley moles! HAHAHAHAHAAHH.........
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Sunday, November 30, 2003

I received an sms from my cousin asking me to open my email. I thought that there was something important that she wanted to pass to me. But when I opened it, arghhhh..... it was a baby pix of an *incredible hulk*. Whats her motive in giving me that pix! It had been so many years down the memory lane. I grew up soooo much till I didn't recognised that it was me, myself in that old pix. Lately, I've been haunted by my past life. I called it *The twilight zone*. People that I knew since I was a...
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Friday, November 28, 2003

That day, I was about to go to work but before that I went to the shell station to buy some tit-bits. On my way back to the parking lot, coincidencely I met *her*. I was quite surprised and startled a bit and began my conversation with a *hi! how are u?* She was on her way back from work while I was on my way to work. I had not been seeing her for quite a long time since we had split 2 years back and suddenly I met her. We chatted for a while but I was in a hurry because I was late for work. In...
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Thursday, November 27, 2003

Whenever I went patrol out at sea, my crew commander always like to ask me what I wanna plan to do after my NS. Whether I am interested to sign on or not. To sign on as a regular is definitely not my answer. I hate POLICE! Haha.... I am lucky and fortunate that during this time when the economy is still bad, I am still serving my NS. Whereas a lot of my friends who had finished their NS are struggling to find stable job due to economic downturn. At least now money still comes in to my pocket. Haha.......
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Wednesday, November 26, 2003

I had fixed the url to my new web. Every links is now in working order. Here is the url www.krank8k.vze.com Bookmark it! This is the final url. I was soooooo fuct tub with the server! Dammit......
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Yesterday was the most expensive trip that I ever experienced. In one day I got summon a total of 88 singapore dollars! What the tooooot! Firstly, I just ram through the ERP gantry without putting in my cashcard. And that has confirmed me $80. I just have to wait for the letter to arrive! arghhhhhh......this is the way to save money! haha.... And another $8, I was fined because parking without parking coupon! Life in singapore is veryyyyyyyy rich! So the morale of the story is don't be a hero!...
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Tuesday, November 25, 2003

My new revamp site is online. visit here www.krank8k.reallyrules.com Just ignore the ads. They are really killing me. Maybe one day got to get a domain for myse...
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Monday, November 24, 2003

1st day of Hari Raya, what does that means to you? For me it means waking up early in the morning and go to work! My uniform is my baju melayu. People are busy visiting their relatives house whereas I will be busy guarding the Singapore Territorial waters from terrorists as well as pirates and at the same time pay frequent visit to International trade craft. Enough of this shitty crappy crap. Nobody will understand me! sigh...... Lastly, I would like to wish all the muslims Selamat Hari Raya and...
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Sunday, November 23, 2003

I'm going to revamp my webbie again! Haha...Construction of the new layout and design is under progress and it will be up soon! Sigh.....Hari Raya still got to work! In the morning people are rushing to the mosque to perform prayers but I'm rushing to WORX! What is this man! Anyway this is my first time not celebrating Hari Raya with my families.....sigh sigh sigh....I guess I'm going to celebrate that special occasion in the middle of the sea with strangers! H...
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Tuesday, November 04, 2003

Today is my last day of my leave. I've had enough of rest since the last 5 days and tomorrow will be working working and working and working and working until after 1 week of Hari Raya then I will be off again. s...
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Today I've just realized that I need a lady(not a girl/woman) in my life to boost my self confidence and also the goals that I must achieve ahead of my path. I can't ignore it any longer. It had been a long time since I had someone special in my life. Hmmmmmm.......
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Monday, October 27, 2003

Walking down the stream of sorrow Darkness falls beneath the surface Rain or shine tears of moist Hated mechanism rolling tra...
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Saturday, October 25, 2003

I knew that I have not update my web for quite some time. Don't worry, help is on the way! I'm planning to restart rebuilding it all over again starting from the beginning. This time, it will be a different concept. A concept based on my design work. No more about my personal self. I want to turn myself into freelance graphic designer! How about th...
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Wednesday, May 21, 2003

What's up with the weather? I think it's going upside down. I'm feeling sick allready. Got to throw ...
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Tuesday, April 22, 2003

3 more days to my P.O.P (Passing Out Parade). Yeahooooooo......
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Sunday, April 13, 2003

Just came back from patrol with CPS (Coastal Patrol Squadron). Last night spot check 2 fishing sampan. *yawn* too tired to blog. Need more sleep. GoodbyeZZzzzzz.....
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Wednesday, April 09, 2003

Muahahahahhahahahhahahahah............Man Utd LOSE to Real Madrid 3-1. muahahhahahahahhahahahahhahhahahahh. Website updated again in the gallery secti...
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Tuesday, April 08, 2003

Website updated again in the gallery section. Check it out he...
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Monday, April 07, 2003

*yawn* Finally I have finished updating my website. No more under construction! Click here for shortcut to project section. Click here for shortcut to download section. *yawn* I'm going to continue my sleepzzzzz...... Goodbye......
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Sunday, April 06, 2003

This past week was my very lousy suey day. I received FINES FINES FINES! On Wednesday, I received 2 fines. One was entering the ERP gantry without cashcard, fined $10.50 and the other was parking on a pavement, fined $75. On Saturday, I received another fine and that was parking not in a parking lot, fined $25. I am generous enough to donate some of my money to the bloody government. This month salary will be all reserved for my fines...... Aiyahhh what a d...
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Thursday, March 27, 2003

This coming April, my resolution is to QUIT SMOKING! Due to SARS Virus slowly but rapidly invading this sunny island, I had made a very long thought......health is very IMPORTA...
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Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Just finished updating my site. My gallery is back online. I have added more photos to my gallery pag...
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Monday, March 17, 2003

When browsing thru my site, I just realized that my gallery is DOWN! Ai yahhhhh. Free host is difficult to be trusted. Just totally can't depend on them. I'm going to do something about it for my gallery to be up and running smooth...
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Today I had spent and broke my own spending record of more than $700+ in one day. WoW. What have I done. I'm going bankrupt! It's difficult to save money but spending it is like the flow of water.. I bought Nokia 7250. Till today when i think back why I bought that phone, I still dunno why. My eyes just can't take it off that phone. It's not cheap. I bought it for $728 with new plan and $30+ subscription. Just last month I bought a digital camera for nearly $500+. Dammit..... I'm slowly turning...
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Saturday, March 15, 2003

This week is my bloody fucking week. I received fines from LTA because I never used my cashcard when entering the bloody ERP gantry. I had lost my cashcard with $7+ inside because I had forgotten to take it out of the IU. Beat a lot of traffic light junctions with cameras with speed of 120km/h but luckily the cameras never activated. What a stoopid day! What the hell is happening to me! A taxi just ram the rear of my bike at the traffic light but luckily nothing happened to my bike. Only a few scratches...
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Thursday, March 13, 2003

What did you understand from this quote? Small fire is like a servant, Big fire is like a master. *Remember don't play with FI...
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Sunday, March 09, 2003

NS. Is it worth serving NS or is it a waste of time. With a pay of $350 a month and I'm working 1 week 6 days. Dammit! Why? Why? Why?...
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OOOoooooohhhhh yes! PCG is good. The most lepaking place is Lim Chu Kang Base. PARADISE! Lepak untill the stomach grow big and bonc...
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Got to wake up early at 2:00am and go to airport and fetch my parents from overseas trip.....Dammit........ I'm feeling sleepy allreadyyyyy.......
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Wednesday, March 05, 2003

Finally my site is back online again.....muahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahh...
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Still looking for a reliable webhost but......arghhhhhh...I gave ...
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Monday, February 24, 2003

Shit man! It had been a long time since I had stop bloggi...
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